Will Pence do his job and put the final nail in The Don’s coffin?
With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.
As the days of his presidency wane, The Don continues to make noise, but he just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
The Don continues to spin his own alternative reality about the
election. Rumor has it that the Republicans are looking into the TV show “The Walking Dead” for signs of fraud that dead people voted.
In a battle for the soul of America, the devil-Don doubles down
by telling us that he is saving the world from…the devil.
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
Ivanka wants you to take advantage of the pandemic and use it as an opportunity to “Find Something New.” How about a new president!
The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
The Don’s continual denial of the devastation of the virus, coupled with his doubling down on White Supremacy, will be the twin wrecking balls that bring down his presidency and prevent his re-election.
The Don, the astute historian, supports his claim that he has done “more for black people than any other president” by nixing the military’s idea of changing the names of military bases of Confederate leaders.
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
President bone spur. The most un-pretty president, ever!
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
Putin pins trump and makes him say “Uncle!”
If you recall, I went dark two weeks ago in pursuit of intel hoping to provide damning evidence to the special prosecutor, Robert Mueller. Unfortunately,
If you observed The Don during the campaign, you would have noticed he wasn’t prone to the googoo gaga thing that most politicians engage in-
Now that we have moved on from leaks to tapps. Twitter should really step up and have an auto-erect (oops, I mean auto-correct) function. With
Trump: All I hear about is how I never do press conferences. First, let me correct you on that. I have done more press conferences