There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but the ‘Grand Offal Party’ continues to sow darkness.
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“What a long, Strange Trip It’s Been”
“What a long strange trip it’s been.” OMFG takes its leave of The Don, the worst president this country has ever had. See you in jail!
Impeachement: The sequel
The great escape artist is free to wreak more havoc.
Bail to The Chief
The Republican party has now officially changed its name to the “Boot Lickers” as they go all in on The Don despite him instigating an insurrection!
And It All Came Tumbling Down
As it all unravels, The Don finally fulfills his dream of being the greatest president by being the 1st one to be impeached twice!
Pencive
Will Pence do his job and put the final nail in The Don’s coffin?
Secession
With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.
Don and The Tiny Desk
As the days of his presidency wane, The Don continues to make noise, but he just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
At The Circus
The Don continues to spin his own alternative reality about the
election. Rumor has it that the Republicans are looking into the TV show “The Walking Dead” for signs of fraud that dead people voted.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 26
In a battle for the soul of America, the devil-Don doubles down
by telling us that he is saving the world from…the devil.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 23
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 21
Ivanka wants you to take advantage of the pandemic and use it as an opportunity to “Find Something New.” How about a new president!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 20
The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 19
The Don’s continual denial of the devastation of the virus, coupled with his doubling down on White Supremacy, will be the twin wrecking balls that bring down his presidency and prevent his re-election.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 16
The Don, the astute historian, supports his claim that he has done “more for black people than any other president” by nixing the military’s idea of changing the names of military bases of Confederate leaders.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 14
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 9
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 7
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 5
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
Stone Them
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
Bolted
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
And The Winner is…?
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
All Is Well in the Lands of I
The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
Delusion and Collusion
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
InTWEETchment
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
How Many Do We Have, Mitch?
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don Unravels
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
It’s All Deception
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
No Racist Bones In This Body
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
The Real National Security Crisis
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
The WWF Goes To Washington
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Mueller’s Dealing and Revealing
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
A Tale of Two Devils
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
“Is That A Gun In Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad To See Me?”
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
Hoop Dreams
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
Bush League
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
You Are All Just Stupid Losers
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
Tweetout At The OK Corral
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
I Alone Can Fix It!
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
Who’s Gunning For Whom?
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Twitter Mania or Size Matters
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
Let It Rip
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
Ain’t Too Pretty
President bone spur. The most un-pretty president, ever!
The Don Throws A Bomb
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
“Houston, We Have a Problem”
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!
I Am Great, Right?
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
The F and The W Words
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
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