Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
President bone spur. The most un-pretty president, ever!
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
Putin pins trump and makes him say “Uncle!”
If you recall, I went dark two weeks ago in pursuit of intel hoping to provide damning evidence to the special prosecutor, Robert Mueller. Unfortunately,
If you observed The Don during the campaign, you would have noticed he wasn’t prone to the googoo gaga thing that most politicians engage in-
Now that we have moved on from leaks to tapps. Twitter should really step up and have an auto-erect (oops, I mean auto-correct) function. With
Trump: All I hear about is how I never do press conferences. First, let me correct you on that. I have done more press conferences
So now that Kellyanne is promoting shopping at Nordstrom to take advantage of the Ivanka fire sale, and ”The Don” is tweeting (according to some
(Watching CNN) That is such Fake News. This is not a Muslim ban, I’m just banning Muslims to protect our weak nation from those who want
“Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy. Do you hear me, Daddy?” “Barron, you’re best when you are quiet. Daddy is president now and he
“The Don” finally broke down and gave his first press conference since July, an event that would have dazzled Barnum and Bailey. It was the
“Happy New Year to all, including to my enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to
Dick, Bigly & Hands is not the name of one of those ambulance-chasing law firms advertising on late night TV claiming that, whatever bad thing