Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
Alabama Governor Ivey sings “Sweet Home for Pedophiles in Alabama”, and foregoes National Anthem.
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
Trump pardon’s Sheriff Joe and asks Ivanka to manufacture pink underwear for men that say: Make America Nazi Germany!
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.