Republican’s decided to “Stop the Steal” by making sure they steal all future elections.
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And It All Came Tumbling Down
As it all unravels, The Don finally fulfills his dream of being the greatest president by being the 1st one to be impeached twice!
Ready or Not, Here We Come!
All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
Secession
With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.
At The Circus
The Don continues to spin his own alternative reality about the
election. Rumor has it that the Republicans are looking into the TV show “The Walking Dead” for signs of fraud that dead people voted.
A Tale of Two Viruses: Part 34
The Republicans were complicit in witnessing the blood-bath of
218,00 people from the pandemic without a peep. Now they are whining that the election will result in a blood-bath for their party. My
heart bleeds!
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 33
The fly took residence on Pence’s hair like it was an Airbnb.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 32, The Virus Strikes Back
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 30
The Don continues to feed his need to be loved by having large
maskl-ess rallies, putting his adorers in harm’s way.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 27
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 26
In a battle for the soul of America, the devil-Don doubles down
by telling us that he is saving the world from…the devil.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 23
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 14
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 13
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 12
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 11
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 8
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 6
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 2
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
The Tale of Two Viruses
The fears of Coronavirus are real, but it’s Trump, the human virus that we should be even more afraid of.
“Inherit The Wind” (Bag)
2020 is our time to deflate the greatest wind-bag ever.
What Are You Going To Tell Your Children?
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
The Don Unravels
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
It’s All Deception
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Democrats Need to Stand Up!
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
The God of Very, Very, Very Petty Things
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
The Don’s Very, Very, Very Amazing Day
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
No Racist Bones In This Body
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
It’s The Base, Stupid
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
Sticks and Stones Will Break My Bones But Names…
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
The President’s Poppycock Playbook
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
Binging And Purging
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Barr Gets Even Lower
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
And The Hate Goes On And On And On
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
The Real National Security Crisis
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
The WWF Goes To Washington
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet!
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Don’s Stain: You Can’t Make This Krap Up!
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
Sorry, But Your Session Has Been Terminated
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
Vote For Me and Me and Me!
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
Screw You #MeTOO
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
Thumbs Down and Middle Finger Up!
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
Tweetout At The OK Corral
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
Who’s Gunning For Whom?
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Don’t You Just Love A Parade?
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
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