Republican’s decided to “Stop the Steal” by making sure they steal all future elections.
As it all unravels, The Don finally fulfills his dream of being the greatest president by being the 1st one to be impeached twice!
All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.
The Don continues to spin his own alternative reality about the
election. Rumor has it that the Republicans are looking into the TV show “The Walking Dead” for signs of fraud that dead people voted.
The Republicans were complicit in witnessing the blood-bath of
218,00 people from the pandemic without a peep. Now they are whining that the election will result in a blood-bath for their party. My
The fly took residence on Pence’s hair like it was an Airbnb.
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
The Don continues to feed his need to be loved by having large
maskl-ess rallies, putting his adorers in harm’s way.
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
In a battle for the soul of America, the devil-Don doubles down
by telling us that he is saving the world from…the devil.
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
The fears of Coronavirus are real, but it’s Trump, the human virus that we should be even more afraid of.
2020 is our time to deflate the greatest wind-bag ever.
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!