2020 is our time to deflate the greatest wind-bag ever.
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
Alabama Governor Ivey sings “Sweet Home for Pedophiles in Alabama”, and foregoes National Anthem.
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
Trump pardon’s Sheriff Joe and asks Ivanka to manufacture pink underwear for men that say: Make America Nazi Germany!
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.