With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.
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The Don Gets The Boot
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 27
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 25
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 13
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
Delusion and Collusion
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
It’s All Deception
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Democrats Need to Stand Up!
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
It’s The Base, Stupid
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
The Queen And The Donkey
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
Sorry, But Your Session Has Been Terminated
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
“A Tragedy of a Mockery of a Sham”
The nation should be at peace, as only two out of the six justices are sexual predators!
Screw You #MeTOO
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
All Mixed Up And Nowhere To Go
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
The Dark Knight Vs. The Prince of Whiteness
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
Crazy Town Child Care Center
Republicans endorse new platform: We think amorality is nothing to get too worked up about.
A Tale of Two Devils
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
Who’s In and Who’s Out
Maybe we don’t have to kick out all the slimy cabinet members from places they visit, but we can name food after them that reflects their heinous ways.
The Worst Deal Ever
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
Comey Vs The Combover
Comey combs all over President Combover.
Stop and Frisk For The Fixer and Co.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
Hope Gone for “Liddle” Man
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
Don’t You Just Love A Parade?
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
Let It Rip
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.
In Predators We Trust
Alabama Governor Ivey sings “Sweet Home for Pedophiles in Alabama”, and foregoes National Anthem.
Moore And More And More and Jesus
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
The Great American Blow Job
Republicans get down on their knees and prostitute themselves.
Can We Please Take a Mulligan?
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
The Don Throws A Bomb
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
The F and The W Words
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
Grandiosity Killed The Cat
Fat-Cat Don is Running Out Of Lives!
The Mika Virus
Mr Tweet is a bloody mess!