With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The nation should be at peace, as only two out of the six justices are sexual predators!
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
Republicans endorse new platform: We think amorality is nothing to get too worked up about.
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
Maybe we don’t have to kick out all the slimy cabinet members from places they visit, but we can name food after them that reflects their heinous ways.
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.
Alabama Governor Ivey sings “Sweet Home for Pedophiles in Alabama”, and foregoes National Anthem.
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
Republicans get down on their knees and prostitute themselves.
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
Fat-Cat Don is Running Out Of Lives!
Mr Tweet is a bloody mess!