Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
Barr decides his summary does America a favor claiming no one likes reading anymore.
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Don, who has most certainly paid for women to get abortions, will put someone on the Supreme Court who will make it difficult for women to get abortions.
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
Who is Manafort more afraid of: Robert Mueller or Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska?
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.