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A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
I’ll Take That, That, and That. And America: Take That!
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
The President’s Poppycock Playbook
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
Barr Bares All
Barr decides his summary does America a favor claiming no one likes reading anymore.
Binging And Purging
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Barr Gets Even Lower
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
And The Hate Goes On And On And On
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet!
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
President Pence or President Pelosi?
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Mueller’s Dealing and Revealing
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
The Don’s Stain: You Can’t Make This Krap Up!
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
Sorry, But Your Session Has Been Terminated
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
All Mixed Up And Nowhere To Go
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
The Dark Knight Vs. The Prince of Whiteness
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
In Dreams Begin Reality
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
A Tale of Two Devils
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
Will He, Or Won’t He?
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
“Is That A Gun In Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad To See Me?”
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Don, who has most certainly paid for women to get abortions, will put someone on the Supreme Court who will make it difficult for women to get abortions.
Pardon Me And You, Too
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
Let’s Take A Meeting
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Greatest Take Home Exam (Ever!)
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Flip-Flopper Flips Out Over The Flipper
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Comey Vs The Combover
Comey combs all over President Combover.
Stop and Frisk For The Fixer and Co.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
What Democracy Does and Doesn’t Look Like
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Tweetout At The OK Corral
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
I Alone Can Fix It!
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
Hope Gone for “Liddle” Man
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
Who is Manafort more afraid of: Robert Mueller or Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska?
Who’s Gunning For Whom?
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Dancing With The Devin
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
Twice Served, Twice Cooked
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
I Can’t Hear You
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
Let It Rip
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.