The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
“I don’t even own a Sharpie, so how could I have drawn on that weather map?”
The absurdity of The Don reaches new heights: imaginary phone calls and relationships now the new normal.
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
Manafort sentence: Injustice served! But don’t you just love the frail man in the wheelchair routine?
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
The Don denukes North Korea and gets real estate deal too!
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.