Republicans do a full QAnon by giving Marjorie Taylor Greene a standing ovation and prepare to give The Insurrectionist a pass.
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Bail to The Chief
The Republican party has now officially changed its name to the “Boot Lickers” as they go all in on The Don despite him instigating an insurrection!
Pencive
Will Pence do his job and put the final nail in The Don’s coffin?
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 27
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 25
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 23
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 14
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 13
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 12
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 9
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 8
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
A New Sheriff In Town
When William Barr leaves, or is fired, The Don will declare himself the new Attorney General. Will that wake up the Republicans?
Who is Really on Trial?
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
All Is Well in the Lands of I
The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
Bow Wow
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
Impeachable Him
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
The Ballad of Lev and Rudy G
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
How Many Do We Have, Mitch?
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Democrats Need to Stand Up!
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
TIOOBY (Terrorist In Our Own Backyard)
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
I’ll Take That, That, and That. And America: Take That!
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
Money Makes The Don Go Down
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
Contemptible Them
Contempt runs rampant as The Don and his posse flout the constitution.
The President’s Poppycock Playbook
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
Binging And Purging
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Barr Gets Even Lower
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
Top Dog
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
The Real National Security Crisis
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet!
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
Mueller’s Dealing and Revealing
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
“Is That A Gun In Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad To See Me?”
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
Pardon Me And You, Too
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
The Lowering of the Barr: The Real Identity Politics
Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!
The Worst Deal Ever
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
Who’s Gunning For Whom?
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Trains, Bridges, and Sex
The Don finally rolled out his long awaited vision for infrastructure as part of his 4.4 trillion dollar budget plan. I have to admit that
Twice Served, Twice Cooked
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Moore’s Law
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
In Predators We Trust
Alabama Governor Ivey sings “Sweet Home for Pedophiles in Alabama”, and foregoes National Anthem.
Pap Goes The Weasel
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
Sounds of Silence
No matter how awful the tragedy, Republicans cower before their deity: the NRA.
Don (He Lies) The Science Guy
When I think about the Republican Party’s stance on science it makes my blood boil, which by the way boils at pretty much the same
Dr. Seuss Goes to Washington
I post this from the eerie but beautiful Joshua Tree National Park in California where I am in awe of nature’s wonders. Far from The
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