The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
Tag: ukraine
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 2
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
Stone Them
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
Bolted
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
Who is Really on Trial?
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
Bow Wow
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
Impeachable Him
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
The Orange Light Of Stupidity
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
The Ballad of Lev and Rudy G
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
Delusion and Collusion
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
InTWEETchment
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
What Are You Going To Tell Your Children?
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
So Much Sand
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
How Many Do We Have, Mitch?
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don Unravels
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
It’s All Deception
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
The Barr Gets Even Lower
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
The Real National Security Crisis
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
All Mixed Up And Nowhere To Go
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Sing Sing
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
Pardon Me And You, Too
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
The Greatest Take Home Exam (Ever!)
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
Manafort Destiny
Who is Manafort more afraid of: Robert Mueller or Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska?
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Let It Rip
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
