Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
Who is Manafort more afraid of: Robert Mueller or Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska?
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.