The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
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A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Green-a-Lago
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
The Barr Gets Even Lower
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
A Blameless Life
Manafort sentence: Injustice served! But don’t you just love the frail man in the wheelchair routine?
Top Dog
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
All The President’s Baristas
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
The Giver
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Gut Punch
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
All Mixed Up And Nowhere To Go
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
In Dreams Begin Reality
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
Will He, Or Won’t He?
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
Sing Sing
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
Let’s Take A Meeting
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Worst Deal Ever
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Greatest Take Home Exam (Ever!)
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
Stop and Frisk For The Fixer and Co.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
Hope Gone for “Liddle” Man
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
Manafort Destiny
Who is Manafort more afraid of: Robert Mueller or Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska?
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Twice Served, Twice Cooked
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
What if…?
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
Pap Goes The Weasel
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
Can We Please Take a Mulligan?
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Like Father, Like Son
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
The Tax Man Cometh
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
I Am Great, Right?
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
The Lying Team
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team
Hold The Pickle
Don Jr. and Jared are in a pickle.
Vote For Me And I’ll Set You Free
Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?
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