Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
The Don stands small, and Fauci stands tall. Can The Don take it?
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.