The Don continues to feed his need to be loved by having large
maskl-ess rallies, putting his adorers in harm’s way.
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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 17
Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 15
The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 8
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 7
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 4
The Don stands small, and Fauci stands tall. Can The Don take it?
Bolted
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
The Ballad of Lev and Rudy G
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
The Don Unravels
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
Shall We Dance
The absurdity of The Don reaches new heights: imaginary phone calls and relationships now the new normal.
Green-a-Lago
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
It’s My Baby
Baby thief Barr steals Mueller’s thunder.
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The State of The Delusion
SOTU: You either stop the investigations, or else. “I don’t think so”, says Nancy Pelosi. I don’t think so.
The Real National Security Crisis
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
BEACHES
The Don denukes North Korea and gets real estate deal too!
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
The Greatest Meeting On Earth
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
Can We Please Take a Mulligan?
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Like Father, Like Son
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
The America Hoax
Our most un-American President, ever!
Despicable You
Oh Jared, Jared, Jared! Isn’t it insulting that people think that you must be either totally naive or absolutely bat shit crazy to propose using
One Hundred Days of Absurdity
No chronicler of The Don’s “Administration of Dunces” could claim any gravitas without weighing in on his first 100 days, so here goes. The first
Secretary Of Silence
When The Don started his search for secretary of state he looked to Rudy Guiliani, but bypassed him because he looked too much like a
Looking For Love
Searching for some love, “The Don” took his beleaguered and deflated self to Melbourne Florida where he basked in the glow of adoring followers. After
What My Daddy Taught Me
“Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy. Do you hear me, Daddy?” “Barron, you’re best when you are quiet. Daddy is president now and he
“THE DON” PREPS BUDDY
“Before we begin the prep, I just want you to know Jeff, that while all those loser Republicans were running away from me the
The Dick And The Don
You could say that the history of Western Civilization is a Dick thing. It is about assertion, power, dominance and all that manly stuff. It
