As the days of his presidency wane, The Don continues to make noise, but he just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
If the American people re-elect the man who called fallen
soldiers “suckers and losers”, then we are truly the suckers.
“What it is” is The Don practicing a genocide of neglect.
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
“I don’t even own a Sharpie, so how could I have drawn on that weather map?”
The absurdity of The Don reaches new heights: imaginary phone calls and relationships now the new normal.
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
Republicans get down on their knees and prostitute themselves.
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!