Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
Tag: make america great again
I’ll Take That, That, and That. And America: Take That!
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
Gut Punch
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
Vote For Me and Me and Me!
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
Beautiful Minds
The Don, who has most certainly paid for women to get abortions, will put someone on the Supreme Court who will make it difficult for women to get abortions.
Who’s In and Who’s Out
Maybe we don’t have to kick out all the slimy cabinet members from places they visit, but we can name food after them that reflects their heinous ways.
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
The Greatest Meeting On Earth
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
Moore’s Law
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
Let It Rip
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
Surprise, Surprise!
The Don’s ascendance is not possible without them. He is the creation of their virulence.
You’re Fired!
On the Apprentice, The Don took great pride and joy in saying “You’re Fired”. These words, like Clint Eastwood’s “Go ahead, make my day,” or
One Hundred Days of Absurdity
No chronicler of The Don’s “Administration of Dunces” could claim any gravitas without weighing in on his first 100 days, so here goes. The first
What My Daddy Taught Me
“Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy. Do you hear me, Daddy?” “Barron, you’re best when you are quiet. Daddy is president now and he
