The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
In a new reality TV show called “I Pray for You, No You Don’t,” Nancy Pelosi and The Don square off in a holy war.
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
Barr decides his summary does America a favor claiming no one likes reading anymore.