Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
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No Racist Bones In This Body
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet!
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Giver
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Thumbs Down and Middle Finger Up!
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
In Dreams Begin Reality
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
Who’s In and Who’s Out
Maybe we don’t have to kick out all the slimy cabinet members from places they visit, but we can name food after them that reflects their heinous ways.
The Worst Deal Ever
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
What Democracy Does and Doesn’t Look Like
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
The Greatest Meeting On Earth
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
S’Moores
S’Moores: America’s White Supremacist Treat.
I Am Great, Right?
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
Grandiosity Killed The Cat
Fat-Cat Don is Running Out Of Lives!
One Hundred Days of Absurdity
No chronicler of The Don’s “Administration of Dunces” could claim any gravitas without weighing in on his first 100 days, so here goes. The first
Which Way Did He Go, George?
There is an old Looney Tunes cartoon called “Of Fox and Hounds” where Willouhgby the dog is tricked time and again by a fox disguised
Who Shall Live and Who Shall Die?
From the outset “The Don” has promised to repeal Obamacare. In a search (fake one) for the most common phrases used during the campaign, “We
