With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.
The Don continues to spin his own alternative reality about the
election. Rumor has it that the Republicans are looking into the TV show “The Walking Dead” for signs of fraud that dead people voted.
If the American people re-elect the man who called fallen
soldiers “suckers and losers”, then we are truly the suckers.
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
The man with the world’s most marvelous memory remembers Nixon’s “Law and Order” strategy to sow chaos, hoping enough Americans will see him as a savior and re-elect him.
Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Don, the astute historian, supports his claim that he has done “more for black people than any other president” by nixing the military’s idea of changing the names of military bases of Confederate leaders.
Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
SOTU: You either stop the investigations, or else. “I don’t think so”, says Nancy Pelosi. I don’t think so.
God Bless (Billie Holiday and Arthur Herzog) Them that’s God shall get Them that’s not shall lose So the Bible says And it still is news
Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
No matter how awful the tragedy, Republicans cower before their deity: the NRA.
Spongebob Visits The White House
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!
Trump pardon’s Sheriff Joe and asks Ivanka to manufacture pink underwear for men that say: Make America Nazi Germany!
You could say that the history of Western Civilization is a Dick thing. It is about assertion, power, dominance and all that manly stuff. It