Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
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The Ignoble Peace Prize
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
Top Dog
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
All The President’s Baristas
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
The WWF Goes To Washington
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
Gut Punch
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
Will He, Or Won’t He?
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
Sing Sing
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
“Is That A Gun In Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad To See Me?”
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
Let’s Take A Meeting
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Greatest Take Home Exam (Ever!)
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
Bush League
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Manafort Destiny
Who is Manafort more afraid of: Robert Mueller or Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska?
Twice Served, Twice Cooked
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
Let It Rip
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
Sounds of Silence
No matter how awful the tragedy, Republicans cower before their deity: the NRA.
Flynn Flam And The Pizza Man
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Like Father, Like Son
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
The Lying Team
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team
Hold The Pickle
Don Jr. and Jared are in a pickle.
Vote For Me And I’ll Set You Free
Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?
