The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
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Hoop Dreams
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
Comey Vs The Combover
Comey combs all over President Combover.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
Hope Gone for “Liddle” Man
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
Twice Served, Twice Cooked
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Twitter Mania or Size Matters
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
In Predators We Trust
Alabama Governor Ivey sings “Sweet Home for Pedophiles in Alabama”, and foregoes National Anthem.
Moore And More And More and Jesus
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
What if…?
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
The Great American Blow Job
Republicans get down on their knees and prostitute themselves.
Can We Please Take a Mulligan?
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
S’Moores
S’Moores: America’s White Supremacist Treat.
Flynn Flam And The Pizza Man
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Ugly In Pink
Trump pardon’s Sheriff Joe and asks Ivanka to manufacture pink underwear for men that say: Make America Nazi Germany!
Pigs Are Smarter Than You Think
Trump has a new challenger for president: Ms. Piggy! How’s that?
Surprise, Surprise!
The Don’s ascendance is not possible without them. He is the creation of their virulence.
The F and The W Words
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
Vote For Me And I’ll Set You Free
Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?
The Trojan President
If you recall, I went dark two weeks ago in pursuit of intel hoping to provide damning evidence to the special prosecutor, Robert Mueller. Unfortunately,
The Greatest Baby On Earth!
WAA, WAA ,WAA, WAA! The man who prevented blacks from living in his buildings when he worked with his daddy in the good old days,
Georgia On My Mind
Please don’t stone me, but maybe we should be thanking The Don for becoming president? Call me delusional but hear me out. If Hillary had
The Godfather of Soullessness
The Don, whose racist core finds voice in the puppet master Steve Bannon, and who continues to be funded by Robert and Rebekah Mercer, a
Silence Is Not Golden
With all the talk about Health Care and Russia, I seem to have a bee in my bonnet about silence. The eerie silence of Secretary
Secretary Of Silence
When The Don started his search for secretary of state he looked to Rudy Guiliani, but bypassed him because he looked too much like a
You’re My Puppet
The sullen, dystopian Steve Bannon came out of his command cave at The White House to do his version of La La Land at CPAC.
Let It Leak
All this talk about leaking has me squirming. I find myself plagued by an image of millions of elderly men wetting themselves. It’s like the
Looking For Love
Searching for some love, “The Don” took his beleaguered and deflated self to Melbourne Florida where he basked in the glow of adoring followers. After
The Rapture of Me
Me and Bibi and are like bros, kibbutzniks. Not as solid as Putie and me, but pretty tight; and boy I am glad he is
What My Daddy Taught Me
“Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy. Do you hear me, Daddy?” “Barron, you’re best when you are quiet. Daddy is president now and he
Good Night Air
“Good evening Mr. President. I brought you some warm milk.” ”Come on Bannie, give me a break. Quit with the niceties, will ya?” “What’s the
“THE DON” PREPS BUDDY
“Before we begin the prep, I just want you to know Jeff, that while all those loser Republicans were running away from me the
Ghost of Christmas Past
“Hey Bannie, could Christmas get any better? 2016: The culmination of my greatness.” “Definitely a huge year, D.T.” “Did I kick some ass or what?”
