As the days of his presidency wane, The Don continues to make noise, but he just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
The Don continues to spin his own alternative reality about the
election. Rumor has it that the Republicans are looking into the TV show “The Walking Dead” for signs of fraud that dead people voted.
The Don still hasn’t conceded, but contemplates running again in
2024. Tell you a secret Don: You can’t run for office from jail!
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
Election Day 2020: It’s time for Americans to stand up to the bully, and send him packing!
The Republicans were complicit in witnessing the blood-bath of
218,00 people from the pandemic without a peep. Now they are whining that the election will result in a blood-bath for their party. My
The fly took residence on Pence’s hair like it was an Airbnb.
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
The Evangelicals are going wild. What irony. An amoral president,
who (hush, hush) is pro-choice, and who is more likely to have read Mein Kampf than the bible, appointing the most pious of people.
The Don continues to feed his need to be loved by having large
maskl-ess rallies, putting his adorers in harm’s way.
The Don’s persistent denial of reality places all of us in peril.
If the American people re-elect the man who called fallen
soldiers “suckers and losers”, then we are truly the suckers.
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
In a battle for the soul of America, the devil-Don doubles down
by telling us that he is saving the world from…the devil.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
“What it is” is The Don practicing a genocide of neglect.
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
The man with the world’s most marvelous memory remembers Nixon’s “Law and Order” strategy to sow chaos, hoping enough Americans will see him as a savior and re-elect him.
Ivanka wants you to take advantage of the pandemic and use it as an opportunity to “Find Something New.” How about a new president!
The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
The Don’s continual denial of the devastation of the virus, coupled with his doubling down on White Supremacy, will be the twin wrecking balls that bring down his presidency and prevent his re-election.
As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Don, the astute historian, supports his claim that he has done “more for black people than any other president” by nixing the military’s idea of changing the names of military bases of Confederate leaders.
The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
The Don stands small, and Fauci stands tall. Can The Don take it?
Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
The fears of Coronavirus are real, but it’s Trump, the human virus that we should be even more afraid of.
When William Barr leaves, or is fired, The Don will declare himself the new Attorney General. Will that wake up the Republicans?
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
In a new reality TV show called “I Pray for You, No You Don’t,” Nancy Pelosi and The Don square off in a holy war.
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
2020 is our time to deflate the greatest wind-bag ever.
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.