All Couped Up and Nowhere to go

Before I get into the piece, I would like to start with some Coronavirus numbers:

250,000 Cases in a day for first time.

1,000,000 cases in 5 days.

Surpassed 3,000 deaths in a day

18,000,000 total cases

325,000 deaths

Projected deaths: 400,00; 500,000?

Will anyone in the administration pay for this malfeasance and genocide of neglect?

My last piece “Secession” ended with: “Stay tuned,” referring to the fact that The Don’s attempt to overturn the election would find new avenues. The sulking, incompetent, self-absorbed sore loser, and dictator wannabee- did not disappoint.

Inspired by his recently pardoned criminal buddy, Mike Flynn, The Don was asking his advisers about instituting martial law. 

Here’s Flynn: “He (The Don) could immediately, on his order, seize every single one of these (election) machines.”

“If he wanted to, he could take military capabilities, and he could place those in (swing) states and basically rerun an election in each of those states. I mean, it’s not unprecedented. These people are out there talking about martial law like it’s something that we’ve never done.”

Rumor has it that The Don was so excited by Flynn’s idea, that those in the know, said it was the first time he had smiled since the idiotic Supreme Court slapped him down.

Below is an imagined conversation between Flynn and The Don:

The Don: “I knew it was a great idea to pardon you Flynny. What a great idea. The generals, my amazing generals, love me and will do anything I say. And you know what, we don’t even need to seize all the machines in those states; we can just take them from Detroit, Milwaukee, Philadelphia and Atlanta. You know, those places have certain kind of people that don’t like me, don’t vote for me.”

Flynn: “Brilliant Mr. President. Why bother having the military work so hard when we can just target some areas that have all the fraud?”

“And let’s celebrate Sidney Powell. She is a warrior. Spreading the gospel of fraud. Maybe you should appoint Sydney the Special Prosecutor for Election Fraud and have her tell the country that the transfer of power can’t happen until her investigation is complete.”

The Don: Flynny, you are outdoing yourself. How about I make an executive order declaring a delay in the transition based on the findings of a special prosecutor?

Flynn: By the way, where is Sidney?

The Don: She’s in the next room.

Flynn: Next room?

The Don: She has been staying over. It’s a secret. You say one word and I’ll rescind your pardon. No one understands me like Sydney; not Hope Hicks; not even Ivanka.

Flynn: Wow, Mr. President. She’s a keeper.

The Don: She sure is, And by the way, it’s just you me and Sidney against the world. Fuck Barr, Fuck Pompeo, Fuck Pence and totally Fuck McConnell. They are all wimps.

Flynn: Absolutely. They abandoned you. Not me, I am with you 100%.

The Don: You are Flynny…Let’s talk about the military getting those voting machines. The one’s in those places we were talking about- the Smartmatic software. The Venezuelan connection. Sidney was filling me in on this stuff all night. We need those machines.

Flynn: I agree but there is one slight problem.

The Don: No problems, no problems, just solutions.

Flynn: The problem is that Smartmatic was only used in Los Angeles County. Did Sidney mention that to you? If we send the military in to Detroit to take those machines, they won’t have the software we are claiming resulted in fraud.

The Don: No worries. Sidney has a plan for that. Have to say she is a shrewd one.

Flynn: And what’s her plan?

The Don: Hey Sidney, you explain your brilliant plan to Flynny.

          (Sidney comes through a door with a big grin on her face,)

Sidney: In the middle of the night, we send in the military to Los Angeles County and take all their machines and transport them to those cities you were talking about and switch them with the machines currently there. Then we send the military out to get the new machines and prove to everyone that the Smartmatic technology has been used in the machines.

Flynn: Brilliant. It’s like Three Card Monty with voting machines. Move everything around and no one knows what is what?

Sydney: You got it.

The Don: We were up all night figuring that out, weren’t we Sidney?

Sidney: Yes, we were Mr. President.

The Don:  Thanks Sidney. I’ll see you in a little while.

Sidney: I’ll be waiting.

          (Sidney exits.)

Flynn: By the way Mr. President, that Russia thing was quite a coup.

The Don: Couldn’t have done it without your help.

Flynn: Anything for you, Mr. President.

The Don: And Putin is going to forgive my loans.

President Donald Trump holds up a newspaper with the headline that reads “Trump acquitted” during the 68th annual National Prayer Breakfast, at the Washington Hilton, on Feb. 6, 2020, in Washington.

Flynn: Phew. I knew you were worried about that. Listen Mr. President, if the military thing doesn’t work there may be one more trick up your sleeve.

The Don: And what is it?

Flynn: You can have Putin go on TV and announce to our country that he will bring down entire systems of operation, causing chaos and mayhem, unless you remain president.

The Don: Not going to do that as I don’t want my followers to think that Russia had anything to do with my election.

Flynn: Of course.

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