The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
Who is Manafort more afraid of: Robert Mueller or Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska?
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
The Don finally rolled out his long awaited vision for infrastructure as part of his 4.4 trillion dollar budget plan. I have to admit that
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.
Alabama Governor Ivey sings “Sweet Home for Pedophiles in Alabama”, and foregoes National Anthem.
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
Republicans get down on their knees and prostitute themselves.
President bone spur. The most un-pretty president, ever!
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
No matter how awful the tragedy, Republicans cower before their deity: the NRA.
S’Moores: America’s White Supremacist Treat.
Tom price nosedives in to the swamp.
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Spongebob Visits The White House
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!