The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”