The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 2
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
Stone Them
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
Impeachable Him
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
The Ballad of Lev and Rudy G
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
It’s All Deception
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Binging And Purging
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
Sorry, But Your Session Has Been Terminated
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
Screw You #MeTOO
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
In Dreams Begin Reality
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
Pardon Me And You, Too
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
Comey Vs The Combover
Comey combs all over President Combover.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Ugly In Pink
Trump pardon’s Sheriff Joe and asks Ivanka to manufacture pink underwear for men that say: Make America Nazi Germany!
I Am Great, Right?
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
OMFG TRUMP - Tales From the Other Side 