Republican’s decided to “Stop the Steal” by making sure they steal all future elections.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but the ‘Grand Offal Party’ continues to sow darkness.
All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
Election Day 2020: It’s time for Americans to stand up to the bully, and send him packing!
The Republicans were complicit in witnessing the blood-bath of
218,00 people from the pandemic without a peep. Now they are whining that the election will result in a blood-bath for their party. My
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
If the American people re-elect the man who called fallen
soldiers “suckers and losers”, then we are truly the suckers.
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
In a battle for the soul of America, the devil-Don doubles down
by telling us that he is saving the world from…the devil.
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
The Don’s continual denial of the devastation of the virus, coupled with his doubling down on White Supremacy, will be the twin wrecking balls that bring down his presidency and prevent his re-election.
Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Don, the astute historian, supports his claim that he has done “more for black people than any other president” by nixing the military’s idea of changing the names of military bases of Confederate leaders.
The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
In a new reality TV show called “I Pray for You, No You Don’t,” Nancy Pelosi and The Don square off in a holy war.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
Contempt runs rampant as The Don and his posse flout the constitution.
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
Manafort sentence: Injustice served! But don’t you just love the frail man in the wheelchair routine?
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
Republicans endorse new platform: We think amorality is nothing to get too worked up about.
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
The Don, who has most certainly paid for women to get abortions, will put someone on the Supreme Court who will make it difficult for women to get abortions.
God Bless (Billie Holiday and Arthur Herzog) Them that’s God shall get Them that’s not shall lose So the Bible says And it still is news
Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say