In a new reality TV show called “I Pray for You, No You Don’t,” Nancy Pelosi and The Don square off in a holy war.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
Contempt runs rampant as The Don and his posse flout the constitution.
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
Manafort sentence: Injustice served! But don’t you just love the frail man in the wheelchair routine?
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
Republicans endorse new platform: We think amorality is nothing to get too worked up about.
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
The Don, who has most certainly paid for women to get abortions, will put someone on the Supreme Court who will make it difficult for women to get abortions.
God Bless (Billie Holiday and Arthur Herzog) Them that’s God shall get Them that’s not shall lose So the Bible says And it still is news
Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
Republicans get down on their knees and prostitute themselves.
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
S’Moores: America’s White Supremacist Treat.
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
Trump pardon’s Sheriff Joe and asks Ivanka to manufacture pink underwear for men that say: Make America Nazi Germany!
The Don’s ascendance is not possible without them. He is the creation of their virulence.
Our most un-American President, ever!
Mr Tweet is a bloody mess!
On the Apprentice, The Don took great pride and joy in saying “You’re Fired”. These words, like Clint Eastwood’s “Go ahead, make my day,” or
All this talk about leaking has me squirming. I find myself plagued by an image of millions of elderly men wetting themselves. It’s like the
(Watching CNN) That is such Fake News. This is not a Muslim ban, I’m just banning Muslims to protect our weak nation from those who want