Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
Contempt runs rampant as The Don and his posse flout the constitution.
Barr decides his summary does America a favor claiming no one likes reading anymore.
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
Manafort sentence: Injustice served! But don’t you just love the frail man in the wheelchair routine?
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
SOTU: You either stop the investigations, or else. “I don’t think so”, says Nancy Pelosi. I don’t think so.
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
The nation should be at peace, as only two out of the six justices are sexual predators!
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Don denukes North Korea and gets real estate deal too!
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.