Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
The nation should be at peace, as only two out of the six justices are sexual predators!
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Don denukes North Korea and gets real estate deal too!
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
The Don finally rolled out his long awaited vision for infrastructure as part of his 4.4 trillion dollar budget plan. I have to admit that
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
Tom price nosedives in to the swamp.
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
Trump has a new challenger for president: Ms. Piggy! How’s that?
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team