“What a long strange trip it’s been.” OMFG takes its leave of The Don, the worst president this country has ever had. See you in jail!
No more “winning so much we will be tired of winning” for the weak and flaccid loser!
All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
The Don contemplates a military coup with his new main-squeeze,
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
The Don’s persistent denial of reality places all of us in peril.
If the American people re-elect the man who called fallen
soldiers “suckers and losers”, then we are truly the suckers.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
The fears of Coronavirus are real, but it’s Trump, the human virus that we should be even more afraid of.
When William Barr leaves, or is fired, The Don will declare himself the new Attorney General. Will that wake up the Republicans?
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
The absurdity of The Don reaches new heights: imaginary phone calls and relationships now the new normal.
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
Baby thief Barr steals Mueller’s thunder.
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
Barr decides his summary does America a favor claiming no one likes reading anymore.
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!