“What a long strange trip it’s been.” OMFG takes its leave of The Don, the worst president this country has ever had. See you in jail!
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Hope Cometh
No more “winning so much we will be tired of winning” for the weak and flaccid loser!
Ready or Not, Here We Come!
All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
All Couped Up and Nowhere to go
The Don contemplates a military coup with his new main-squeeze,
Sidney Powell.
The Don Gets The Boot
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 29
The Don’s persistent denial of reality places all of us in peril.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 28
If the American people re-elect the man who called fallen
soldiers “suckers and losers”, then we are truly the suckers.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 25
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 23
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 20
The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 18
As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 12
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 6
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
The Tale of Two Viruses
The fears of Coronavirus are real, but it’s Trump, the human virus that we should be even more afraid of.
A New Sheriff In Town
When William Barr leaves, or is fired, The Don will declare himself the new Attorney General. Will that wake up the Republicans?
Bolted
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
And The Winner is…?
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
Bow Wow
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
Impeachable Him
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
Delusion and Collusion
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
What Are You Going To Tell Your Children?
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
So Much Sand
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
The Don Unravels
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
It’s All Deception
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Democrats Need to Stand Up!
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
Shall We Dance
The absurdity of The Don reaches new heights: imaginary phone calls and relationships now the new normal.
Green-a-Lago
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
Trolls Are Us
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
I’ll Take That, That, and That. And America: Take That!
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
The Queen And The Donkey
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Sticks and Stones Will Break My Bones But Names…
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
Money Makes The Don Go Down
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
It’s My Baby
Baby thief Barr steals Mueller’s thunder.
The President’s Poppycock Playbook
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
Barr Bares All
Barr decides his summary does America a favor claiming no one likes reading anymore.
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Barr Gets Even Lower
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
And The Hate Goes On And On And On
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Ignoble Peace Prize
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
Top Dog
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
The Real National Security Crisis
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
All The President’s Baristas
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
The WWF Goes To Washington
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet!
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Giver
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
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