The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
Baby thief Barr steals Mueller’s thunder.
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
Barr decides his summary does America a favor claiming no one likes reading anymore.
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
The Don denukes North Korea and gets real estate deal too!
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?