Sticks and Stones Will Break My Bones But Names…

At some point in your life, someone you were with said the same thing as you at the same time, and one of you jokingly said: “Great minds think alike.” So when I heard that Kim Jong-un referred to Joe Biden as “low I.Q.” it was quintessentially great mind synchronicity at its most ebullient. The Don couldn’t have said it better himself.

What prompted the maniacal North Korean President to resort to the need to insult Biden? He was responding to Biden lambasting the North Korean President as a tyrant and murderous dictator.

Kim didn’t appreciate being called out and he ordered North Korean state media, the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), to retaliate in kind, accusing Biden of  “slandering rhetoric,” and described him as “reckless and senseless, seized by ambition for power…What he (Biden) uttered is just sophism of an imbecile bereft of elementary quality as a human being, let alone a politician,” the KCNA article said.

The Don was tickled by Kim’s takedown and had “confidence” Kim had “smiled” when he called Swampman Joe Biden a low IQ individual, & worse. Perhaps that’s sending me a signal?

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The Don supposedly whispered to his translator “I just love the part when he says: “bereft of elementary quality as a human being-it really speaks to me…And don’t you just love the way Kim smiles at me. I told you he loves me.”

When the media took The Don to task for agreeing with a despotic tyrant he was perplexed and defended himself in a tweet:

“I was actually sticking up for Sleepy Joe Biden. Kim Jong Un called him a ‘low IQ idiot,’ and many other things, whereas I related the quote of Chairman Kim as a much softer ‘low IQ individual.’ Who could possibly be upset with that?”

Speaking of low I.Q. just want to mention that The Don’s original tweet spelled Biden, Bidan.

Got to give it to The Don: he is the greatest spinmeister we have ever seen. According to The Don, if I were to refer to him as a lying, cheating, immoral, scum of the earth, low-life asshole, and later amended that to simply “asshole,” I would be sticking up for him. Ok, asshole- and how about a little smile with that?

And what about this signal stuff? Are we talking winks and nods or Twilight Zone stuff?

For instance, The Don’s comment on NK firing off weapons, which violated U.N. sanctions, received this response:

“North Korea fired off some small weapons, which disturbed some of my people, and others, but not me. I have confidence that Chairman Kim will keep his promise to me.”

Umm, a reminder. There are reports that Chairman Kim executed his envoy in the nuclear talks with the U.S because he was unhappy with the result. This is a man who killed his own half-brother– definitely the kind of guy you want to trust with nuclear warheads; definitely a guy whose signals you want to believe in. Sorry Don, but the only signal Chairman Kim is sending you is that you are a low I.Q. fool for believing anything he says– that smile, Don, is Kim smirking and thinking: All you have to do is tell this guy you love him and you can get away with anything. I consulted Putin on this and he assured me that it works. The Don thinks that if he stays on my good side I will let him build Trump Towers and golf courses in my country when he is impeached. But why would I let a defiled businessman, who has gone bankrupt many times do that? Only a dotard would think that!

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Can we call this moment in Japan, Helsinki Part Two? Remember when The Don stood next to Putin in Helsinki and agreed with Putin over his intelligence agencies regarding Russian interference in our elections? Putin said it wasn’t so; Kim smiled and said: “No  biggie, just a couple of missiles. Just having some fun to break up the boredom.”

For the record, I just want to remind everyone, that in the not too distant past, Kim referred to the Don as a “dotard.” Rumor has it that the genius that The Don is, initially thought he was being complimented until Melania informed him that it meant he was an especially an old person, exhibiting a decline in mental faculties; a weak-minded or foolish old person, tottering, faltering, floundering, trembling, coward, misfit, crybaby, baby, chicken, pushover, invertebrate.

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My favorite of these is invertebrate because when you look up amoral it compares someone with no conscience to an invertebrate.

To close, I would like to continue with the name calling theme.

First we have the names the Don has called some of the Democratic candidates for president. Then we will segue way in to names I have made up that I imagine The Don might call the candidates he hasn’t insulted yet, followed by names Democratic candidates can call him, if they want to get down and dirty and do some mudslinging of their own.

“Sleepy” Joe Biden

“Crazy” Bernie Sanders

“Angry” Elizabeth Warren  (and don’t forget Pocahontas!)

Pete  “Alfred E. Newman” Buttigieg

“Snow Woman” Amy Klobachar

Now for what could be coming

“Fading Fast” Beto

“Booking It” Booker

“Not So Calm” (Kamala) Harris

“Loopy” Hickenlooper

“Needs Some Bennies” Bennett

“Cowboy” Steve Bullock

Julian “Fidel” Castro

John “Who The Hell Is He” Delaney

Tulsi “Gobble Gobble” Gabbard

Kirsten “No Brand” Gillibrand

John “Carbon Tax” Inslee

Wayne “Don’t Mess With Me” Messam

Seth “Totally Boring” Moulton

Tim “Dyin” Ryan

Eric “Not Doing So Well” Swalwell

Marianne “What’s Your Sign” Williamson

Andrew “Yellow Man” Yang

Bill “Disaster” Deblasio


Now for names the Democrats could call him

Don “The Bully”

Don ‘The Liar”

Don ‘The Racist”

Don “The Pussy Grabber”

Don “The Very Stable Genius”

Don “The Illiterate”

Don “The Know Nothing “

Don “The Crook”

Don “The Obstructor”

Don “The Colluder”

“Tantrum” Trump

Don “The Wah, Wah, Baby”  Trump

Don ‘The Wannabe Demagogue”

Don “Screw The Law” Trump

Don “The Science Denier”

Don “The Separator”(of children)

Don “The Money Launderer”

Don “The Tax Evader”

Don “The Campaign Finance Violator”

Don “The Putin Lover” Trump

Don “The Fake Billionaire”

“Mr. Bankruptcy”

Don ‘The Incompetent” Trump

“Mr. Impeachable”

And let’s give a shout out to our favorite tyrant Kim Jong-un and not forget:

Don “The Dotard”

I could go on and on. Funny thing about all these names: They are all true!

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