With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
Election Day 2020: It’s time for Americans to stand up to the bully, and send him packing!
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
In a new reality TV show called “I Pray for You, No You Don’t,” Nancy Pelosi and The Don square off in a holy war.
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
The absurdity of The Don reaches new heights: imaginary phone calls and relationships now the new normal.
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
Contempt runs rampant as The Don and his posse flout the constitution.
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
SOTU: You either stop the investigations, or else. “I don’t think so”, says Nancy Pelosi. I don’t think so.
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
The Don, who has most certainly paid for women to get abortions, will put someone on the Supreme Court who will make it difficult for women to get abortions.
Maybe we don’t have to kick out all the slimy cabinet members from places they visit, but we can name food after them that reflects their heinous ways.
God Bless (Billie Holiday and Arthur Herzog) Them that’s God shall get Them that’s not shall lose So the Bible says And it still is news
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
Our most un-American President, ever!
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.
Putin pins trump and makes him say “Uncle!”
Trump and McConnell make a deal with the devil that will kill thousands!
If you observed The Don during the campaign, you would have noticed he wasn’t prone to the googoo gaga thing that most politicians engage in-
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