The fly took residence on Pence’s hair like it was an Airbnb.
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
The Don stands small, and Fauci stands tall. Can The Don take it?
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
Baby thief Barr steals Mueller’s thunder.
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
Maybe we don’t have to kick out all the slimy cabinet members from places they visit, but we can name food after them that reflects their heinous ways.
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
President bone spur. The most un-pretty president, ever!
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Spongebob Visits The White House
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team