The fly took residence on Pence’s hair like it was an Airbnb.
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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 32, The Virus Strikes Back
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 25
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 12
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 11
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 4
The Don stands small, and Fauci stands tall. Can The Don take it?
Stone Them
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
So Much Sand
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
How Many Do We Have, Mitch?
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don Unravels
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
I’ll Take That, That, and That. And America: Take That!
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
It’s My Baby
Baby thief Barr steals Mueller’s thunder.
The Barr Gets Even Lower
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
Top Dog
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
All The President’s Baristas
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
President Pence or President Pelosi?
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
Vote For Me and Me and Me!
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
Screw You #MeTOO
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
The Dark Knight Vs. The Prince of Whiteness
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
Will He, Or Won’t He?
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
The Server
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
Who’s In and Who’s Out
Maybe we don’t have to kick out all the slimy cabinet members from places they visit, but we can name food after them that reflects their heinous ways.
Let’s Take A Meeting
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Flip-Flopper Flips Out Over The Flipper
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Bush League
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
You Are All Just Stupid Losers
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Tweetout At The OK Corral
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Twice Served, Twice Cooked
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Twitter Mania or Size Matters
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
Let It Rip
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
Say What?
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.
What if…?
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
Pap Goes The Weasel
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
Ain’t Too Pretty
President bone spur. The most un-pretty president, ever!
The Don Throws A Bomb
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
Flynn Flam And The Pizza Man
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Sponge Bob Goes To Washington
Spongebob Visits The White House
Like Father, Like Son
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
The Tax Man Cometh
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
The Lying Team
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team
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