Election Day 2020: It’s time for Americans to stand up to the bully, and send him packing!
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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 12
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 9
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 8
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
How Many Do We Have, Mitch?
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
The Don’s Very, Very, Very Amazing Day
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
TIOOBY (Terrorist In Our Own Backyard)
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
No Racist Bones In This Body
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
Trolls Are Us
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
Top Dog
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
The Real National Security Crisis
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
All The President’s Baristas
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
Mueller’s Dealing and Revealing
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
Vote For Me and Me and Me!
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
The Dark Knight Vs. The Prince of Whiteness
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
The Server
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
Pardon Me And You, Too
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
The Flip-Flopper Flips Out Over The Flipper
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Comey Vs The Combover
Comey combs all over President Combover.
Stop and Frisk For The Fixer and Co.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
What Democracy Does and Doesn’t Look Like
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
Dancing With The Devin
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
The Greatest Meeting On Earth
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
Vote For Me And I’ll Set You Free
Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?
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