Election Day 2020: It’s time for Americans to stand up to the bully, and send him packing!
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?