The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.