Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?