Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
The nation should be at peace, as only two out of the six justices are sexual predators!
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
The Don finally rolled out his long awaited vision for infrastructure as part of his 4.4 trillion dollar budget plan. I have to admit that
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
Fat-Cat Don is Running Out Of Lives!
Trump and McConnell make a deal with the devil that will kill thousands!
In the memorable film The Caine Mutiny, Humphrey Bogart, plays Captain Queeg, an insecure U.S. Navy ship captain whose decision- making comes under scrutiny. Queeg’s
On the Apprentice, The Don took great pride and joy in saying “You’re Fired”. These words, like Clint Eastwood’s “Go ahead, make my day,” or
The Don’s admiration for despots continues to grow. Add Rodrigo Duterte, President of the Philippines, to the club of despots called: Democracy, WTF Is That?
Now that we have moved on from leaks to tapps. Twitter should really step up and have an auto-erect (oops, I mean auto-correct) function. With
All this talk about leaking has me squirming. I find myself plagued by an image of millions of elderly men wetting themselves. It’s like the
Now that our darling Kellyanne has taken spin to a new level, coining the phrase alternative facts to defend “The Don’s” assertion that inauguration attendance