All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
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Pencive
Will Pence do his job and put the final nail in The Don’s coffin?
The Don Gets The Boot
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 33
The fly took residence on Pence’s hair like it was an Airbnb.
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
TIOOBY (Terrorist In Our Own Backyard)
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
I’ll Take That, That, and That. And America: Take That!
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
The President’s Poppycock Playbook
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Ignoble Peace Prize
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
All The President’s Baristas
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
The Giver
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
The Don’s Stain: You Can’t Make This Krap Up!
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
Sorry, But Your Session Has Been Terminated
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
Vote For Me and Me and Me!
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
“A Tragedy of a Mockery of a Sham”
The nation should be at peace, as only two out of the six justices are sexual predators!
Screw You #MeTOO
The Republican Judicial Committee, led by their master Don, give the finger to women!
All Mixed Up And Nowhere To Go
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Sing Sing
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
“Is That A Gun In Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad To See Me?”
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Server
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
The Worst Deal Ever
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Flip-Flopper Flips Out Over The Flipper
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Comey Vs The Combover
Comey combs all over President Combover.
Stop and Frisk For The Fixer and Co.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
What Democracy Does and Doesn’t Look Like
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Tweetout At The OK Corral
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
I Alone Can Fix It!
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
Who’s Gunning For Whom?
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Trains, Bridges, and Sex
The Don finally rolled out his long awaited vision for infrastructure as part of his 4.4 trillion dollar budget plan. I have to admit that
Don’t You Just Love A Parade?
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Dancing With The Devin
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
I Can’t Hear You
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
Let It Rip
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
Gobble, Gobble: It’s Time To Talk Turkey
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!
Like Father, Like Son
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
The Tax Man Cometh
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
Grandiosity Killed The Cat
Fat-Cat Don is Running Out Of Lives!
It’s Got To Have Heart (Not!)
Trump and McConnell make a deal with the devil that will kill thousands!
The McCaine Mutiny?
In the memorable film The Caine Mutiny, Humphrey Bogart, plays Captain Queeg, an insecure U.S. Navy ship captain whose decision- making comes under scrutiny. Queeg’s
You’re Fired!
On the Apprentice, The Don took great pride and joy in saying “You’re Fired”. These words, like Clint Eastwood’s “Go ahead, make my day,” or
Pass The Salt, Please
The Don’s admiration for despots continues to grow. Add Rodrigo Duterte, President of the Philippines, to the club of despots called: Democracy, WTF Is That?
Tap, Tapp (Tappp?)
Now that we have moved on from leaks to tapps. Twitter should really step up and have an auto-erect (oops, I mean auto-correct) function. With
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