All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
Tag: collusion
All Couped Up and Nowhere to go
The Don contemplates a military coup with his new main-squeeze,
Sidney Powell.
Who is Really on Trial?
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
All Is Well in the Lands of I
The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
Impeachable Him
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
Delusion and Collusion
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
The Don Unravels
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Democrats Need to Stand Up!
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
Green-a-Lago
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
Trolls Are Us
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
I’ll Take That, That, and That. And America: Take That!
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
The Queen And The Donkey
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Money Makes The Don Go Down
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
Barr Bares All
Barr decides his summary does America a favor claiming no one likes reading anymore.
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Barr Gets Even Lower
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
And The Hate Goes On And On And On
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
President Pence or President Pelosi?
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Mueller’s Dealing and Revealing
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
Gut Punch
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
Raking In Pleasure (Oops, I Mean Paradise.)
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
In Dreams Begin Reality
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
A Tale of Two Devils
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
Sing Sing
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
The Worst Deal Ever
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Greatest Take Home Exam (Ever!)
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Flip-Flopper Flips Out Over The Flipper
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Comey Vs The Combover
Comey combs all over President Combover.
What Democracy Does and Doesn’t Look Like
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Tweetout At The OK Corral
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Dancing With The Devin
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
The Greatest Meeting On Earth
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
