“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
The Don finally rolled out his long awaited vision for infrastructure as part of his 4.4 trillion dollar budget plan. I have to admit that
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.