“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
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The God of Very, Very, Very Petty Things
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
Money Makes The Don Go Down
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Ignoble Peace Prize
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
Top Dog
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
All The President’s Baristas
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet!
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
President Pence or President Pelosi?
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Mueller’s Dealing and Revealing
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
Gut Punch
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
All Mixed Up And Nowhere To Go
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Thumbs Down and Middle Finger Up!
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
In Dreams Begin Reality
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
Suck It
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
Hoop Dreams
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
The Worst Deal Ever
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Flip-Flopper Flips Out Over The Flipper
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Comey Vs The Combover
Comey combs all over President Combover.
Stop and Frisk For The Fixer and Co.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
Trains, Bridges, and Sex
The Don finally rolled out his long awaited vision for infrastructure as part of his 4.4 trillion dollar budget plan. I have to admit that
The F and The W Words
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
