Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
Baby thief Barr steals Mueller’s thunder.
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
The Don, who has most certainly paid for women to get abortions, will put someone on the Supreme Court who will make it difficult for women to get abortions.
The Don denukes North Korea and gets real estate deal too!
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
Who is Manafort more afraid of: Robert Mueller or Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska?
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.