The Don contemplates a military coup with his new main-squeeze,
Sidney Powell.
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The Don Gets The Boot
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
A Tale of Two Viruses: Part 34
The Republicans were complicit in witnessing the blood-bath of
218,00 people from the pandemic without a peep. Now they are whining that the election will result in a blood-bath for their party. My
heart bleeds!
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 30
The Don continues to feed his need to be loved by having large
maskl-ess rallies, putting his adorers in harm’s way.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 28
If the American people re-elect the man who called fallen
soldiers “suckers and losers”, then we are truly the suckers.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 25
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 18
As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 6
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
Bolted
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
And The Winner is…?
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
Bow Wow
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
Delusion and Collusion
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
So Much Sand
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
It’s All Deception
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Green-a-Lago
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
Trolls Are Us
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
I’ll Take That, That, and That. And America: Take That!
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
The Queen And The Donkey
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Sticks and Stones Will Break My Bones But Names…
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
It’s My Baby
Baby thief Barr steals Mueller’s thunder.
The Ignoble Peace Prize
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
Top Dog
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
The Real National Security Crisis
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
The WWF Goes To Washington
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet!
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Giver
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Mueller’s Dealing and Revealing
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
Raking In Pleasure (Oops, I Mean Paradise.)
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
The Don’s Stain: You Can’t Make This Krap Up!
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
All Mixed Up And Nowhere To Go
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Thumbs Down and Middle Finger Up!
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
Sing Sing
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
“Is That A Gun In Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad To See Me?”
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Server
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
Beautiful Minds
The Don, who has most certainly paid for women to get abortions, will put someone on the Supreme Court who will make it difficult for women to get abortions.
BEACHES
The Don denukes North Korea and gets real estate deal too!
Pardon Me And You, Too
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
Let’s Take A Meeting
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
Hoop Dreams
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
The Greatest Take Home Exam (Ever!)
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
Comey Vs The Combover
Comey combs all over President Combover.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Tweetout At The OK Corral
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
I Alone Can Fix It!
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
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