Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
The Don, who has most certainly paid for women to get abortions, will put someone on the Supreme Court who will make it difficult for women to get abortions.
The Don denukes North Korea and gets real estate deal too!
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
Comey combs all over President Combover.
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
Who is Manafort more afraid of: Robert Mueller or Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska?
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
Fat-Cat Don is Running Out Of Lives!
Don Jr. and Jared are in a pickle.
Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?
Putin pins trump and makes him say “Uncle!”
Oh Jared, Jared, Jared! Isn’t it insulting that people think that you must be either totally naive or absolutely bat shit crazy to propose using
The Don’s admiration for despots continues to grow. Add Rodrigo Duterte, President of the Philippines, to the club of despots called: Democracy, WTF Is That?
When The Don started his search for secretary of state he looked to Rudy Guiliani, but bypassed him because he looked too much like a
Me and Bibi and are like bros, kibbutzniks. Not as solid as Putie and me, but pretty tight; and boy I am glad he is
“Good evening Mr. President. I brought you some warm milk.” ”Come on Bannie, give me a break. Quit with the niceties, will ya?” “What’s the
Meryl Streep, you are so overrated. If actors were rated on a scale of 1-10 you would be a 3, and that’s being generous. Take
Dick, Bigly & Hands is not the name of one of those ambulance-chasing law firms advertising on late night TV claiming that, whatever bad thing
“Hey Bannie, could Christmas get any better? 2016: The culmination of my greatness.” “Definitely a huge year, D.T.” “Did I kick some ass or what?”
So let’s talk about hair. Strange orange hair, sculpted, blow-dryed, oh how he loves his hair. “This is the Age of Aquarius, Aquarius, Aquarius.” Well,