“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
“I don’t even own a Sharpie, so how could I have drawn on that weather map?”
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team
Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?
Putin pins trump and makes him say “Uncle!”
Mr Tweet is a bloody mess!
WAA, WAA ,WAA, WAA! The man who prevented blacks from living in his buildings when he worked with his daddy in the good old days,
On the Apprentice, The Don took great pride and joy in saying “You’re Fired”. These words, like Clint Eastwood’s “Go ahead, make my day,” or
The Don’s admiration for despots continues to grow. Add Rodrigo Duterte, President of the Philippines, to the club of despots called: Democracy, WTF Is That?
When The Don started his search for secretary of state he looked to Rudy Guiliani, but bypassed him because he looked too much like a
The sullen, dystopian Steve Bannon came out of his command cave at The White House to do his version of La La Land at CPAC.
Trump: All I hear about is how I never do press conferences. First, let me correct you on that. I have done more press conferences
Me and Bibi and are like bros, kibbutzniks. Not as solid as Putie and me, but pretty tight; and boy I am glad he is
(Watching CNN) That is such Fake News. This is not a Muslim ban, I’m just banning Muslims to protect our weak nation from those who want
“Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy. Do you hear me, Daddy?” “Barron, you’re best when you are quiet. Daddy is president now and he
“The Don” finally broke down and gave his first press conference since July, an event that would have dazzled Barnum and Bailey. It was the