“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
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“Sweet Home Alabama” and it’s “Springtime For Hitler In Germany”
“I don’t even own a Sharpie, so how could I have drawn on that weather map?”
The Don’s Very, Very, Very Amazing Day
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
And The Hate Goes On And On And On
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
The Ignoble Peace Prize
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
The Giver
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Gut Punch
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
Vote For Me and Me and Me!
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
In Dreams Begin Reality
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
You Are All Just Stupid Losers
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
What Democracy Does and Doesn’t Look Like
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Tweetout At The OK Corral
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
Twitter Mania or Size Matters
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
I Can’t Hear You
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
Moore And More And More and Jesus
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
What if…?
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
Can We Please Take a Mulligan?
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Flynn Flam And The Pizza Man
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
I Am Great, Right?
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
The F and The W Words
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
The Lying Team
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team
Vote For Me And I’ll Set You Free
Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?
American Smack Down
Putin pins trump and makes him say “Uncle!”
The Mika Virus
Mr Tweet is a bloody mess!
The Greatest Baby On Earth!
WAA, WAA ,WAA, WAA! The man who prevented blacks from living in his buildings when he worked with his daddy in the good old days,
You’re Fired!
On the Apprentice, The Don took great pride and joy in saying “You’re Fired”. These words, like Clint Eastwood’s “Go ahead, make my day,” or
Pass The Salt, Please
The Don’s admiration for despots continues to grow. Add Rodrigo Duterte, President of the Philippines, to the club of despots called: Democracy, WTF Is That?
Secretary Of Silence
When The Don started his search for secretary of state he looked to Rudy Guiliani, but bypassed him because he looked too much like a
You’re My Puppet
The sullen, dystopian Steve Bannon came out of his command cave at The White House to do his version of La La Land at CPAC.
Meet The Enemy
Trump: All I hear about is how I never do press conferences. First, let me correct you on that. I have done more press conferences
The Rapture of Me
Me and Bibi and are like bros, kibbutzniks. Not as solid as Putie and me, but pretty tight; and boy I am glad he is
In The Night House
(Watching CNN) That is such Fake News. This is not a Muslim ban, I’m just banning Muslims to protect our weak nation from those who want
What My Daddy Taught Me
“Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy. Do you hear me, Daddy?” “Barron, you’re best when you are quiet. Daddy is president now and he
The Greatest Germaphobe in the World
“The Don” finally broke down and gave his first press conference since July, an event that would have dazzled Barnum and Bailey. It was the
