The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
“I don’t even own a Sharpie, so how could I have drawn on that weather map?”
The absurdity of The Don reaches new heights: imaginary phone calls and relationships now the new normal.
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.