“I don’t even own a Sharpie, so how could I have drawn on that weather map?”
The absurdity of The Don reaches new heights: imaginary phone calls and relationships now the new normal.
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
The Don finally rolled out his long awaited vision for infrastructure as part of his 4.4 trillion dollar budget plan. I have to admit that
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.