The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 3
Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?
The Tale of Two Viruses
The fears of Coronavirus are real, but it’s Trump, the human virus that we should be even more afraid of.
God Bless The Child
God Bless (Billie Holiday and Arthur Herzog) Them that’s God shall get Them that’s not shall lose So the Bible says And it still is news
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
Pap Goes The Weasel
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
The F and The W Words
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
Let Them Eat Cake!
We are all familiar with Marie Antoinette’s words to the peasants who had no bread: “Let Them eat Cake” or in its original French “
Which Way Did He Go, George?
There is an old Looney Tunes cartoon called “Of Fox and Hounds” where Willouhgby the dog is tricked time and again by a fox disguised
Tap, Tapp (Tappp?)
Now that we have moved on from leaks to tapps. Twitter should really step up and have an auto-erect (oops, I mean auto-correct) function. With
The Rapture of Me
Me and Bibi and are like bros, kibbutzniks. Not as solid as Putie and me, but pretty tight; and boy I am glad he is
We Want You!
Setting: Central casting for ISIS somewhere in a secret bunker in the Middle East. Time: The morning after “The Don’s” Muslim Ban. Scene: Three ISIS
An Alternative Reality
Now that our darling Kellyanne has taken spin to a new level, coining the phrase alternative facts to defend “The Don’s” assertion that inauguration attendance
What’s in a Heart
Meryl Streep, you are so overrated. If actors were rated on a scale of 1-10 you would be a 3, and that’s being generous. Take
Ghost of Christmas Past
“Hey Bannie, could Christmas get any better? 2016: The culmination of my greatness.” “Definitely a huge year, D.T.” “Did I kick some ass or what?”
OMFG TRUMP - Tales From the Other Side 