The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?
The fears of Coronavirus are real, but it’s Trump, the human virus that we should be even more afraid of.
God Bless (Billie Holiday and Arthur Herzog) Them that’s God shall get Them that’s not shall lose So the Bible says And it still is news
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
We are all familiar with Marie Antoinette’s words to the peasants who had no bread: “Let Them eat Cake” or in its original French “
There is an old Looney Tunes cartoon called “Of Fox and Hounds” where Willouhgby the dog is tricked time and again by a fox disguised
Now that we have moved on from leaks to tapps. Twitter should really step up and have an auto-erect (oops, I mean auto-correct) function. With
Me and Bibi and are like bros, kibbutzniks. Not as solid as Putie and me, but pretty tight; and boy I am glad he is
Setting: Central casting for ISIS somewhere in a secret bunker in the Middle East. Time: The morning after “The Don’s” Muslim Ban. Scene: Three ISIS
Now that our darling Kellyanne has taken spin to a new level, coining the phrase alternative facts to defend “The Don’s” assertion that inauguration attendance
Meryl Streep, you are so overrated. If actors were rated on a scale of 1-10 you would be a 3, and that’s being generous. Take
“Hey Bannie, could Christmas get any better? 2016: The culmination of my greatness.” “Definitely a huge year, D.T.” “Did I kick some ass or what?”