The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!