The great escape artist is free to wreak more havoc.
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All Couped Up and Nowhere to go
The Don contemplates a military coup with his new main-squeeze,
Sidney Powell.
This Is It!
Election Day 2020: It’s time for Americans to stand up to the bully, and send him packing!
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 30
The Don continues to feed his need to be loved by having large
maskl-ess rallies, putting his adorers in harm’s way.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 21
Ivanka wants you to take advantage of the pandemic and use it as an opportunity to “Find Something New.” How about a new president!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 15
The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 10
Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
Who is Really on Trial?
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
Democrats Need to Stand Up!
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Ignoble Peace Prize
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
President Pence or President Pelosi?
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Gut Punch
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
Sing Sing
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
The Worst Deal Ever
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
Hope Gone for “Liddle” Man
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
Twice Served, Twice Cooked
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
In Predators We Trust
Alabama Governor Ivey sings “Sweet Home for Pedophiles in Alabama”, and foregoes National Anthem.
What if…?
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
Ain’t Too Pretty
President bone spur. The most un-pretty president, ever!