Republican’s decided to “Stop the Steal” by making sure they steal all future elections.

OMFG TRUMP – Tales From the Other Side
A Satirical Take on the Daily Shenanigans of our Current 'Narcissist in Chief'
Republican’s decided to “Stop the Steal” by making sure they steal all future elections.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but the ‘Grand Offal Party’ continues to sow darkness.
“What a long strange trip it’s been.” OMFG takes its leave of The Don, the worst president this country has ever had. See you in jail!
The great escape artist is free to wreak more havoc.
No more “winning so much we will be tired of winning” for the weak and flaccid loser!
As it all unravels, The Don finally fulfills his dream of being the greatest president by being the 1st one to be impeached twice!
All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
Will Pence do his job and put the final nail in The Don’s coffin?
The Don contemplates a military coup with his new main-squeeze,
Sidney Powell.
The virus rages, and so does The Don; but Santa is still coming to
the White House.
As the days of his presidency wane, The Don continues to make noise, but he just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
The Don continues to spin his own alternative reality about the
election. Rumor has it that the Republicans are looking into the TV show “The Walking Dead” for signs of fraud that dead people voted.
The Republicans were complicit in witnessing the blood-bath of
218,00 people from the pandemic without a peep. Now they are whining that the election will result in a blood-bath for their party. My
heart bleeds!
The fly took residence on Pence’s hair like it was an Airbnb.
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
The Evangelicals are going wild. What irony. An amoral president,
who (hush, hush) is pro-choice, and who is more likely to have read Mein Kampf than the bible, appointing the most pious of people.
If the American people re-elect the man who called fallen
soldiers “suckers and losers”, then we are truly the suckers.
In a battle for the soul of America, the devil-Don doubles down
by telling us that he is saving the world from…the devil.
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
When William Barr leaves, or is fired, The Don will declare himself the new Attorney General. Will that wake up the Republicans?
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.