In a new reality TV show called “I Pray for You, No You Don’t,” Nancy Pelosi and The Don square off in a holy war.
2020 is our time to deflate the greatest wind-bag ever.
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!