Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 6
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
Who is Really on Trial?
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
Democrats Need to Stand Up!
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
I’ll Take That, That, and That. And America: Take That!
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
Money Makes The Don Go Down
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
The President’s Poppycock Playbook
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Barr Gets Even Lower
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Ignoble Peace Prize
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
President Pence or President Pelosi?
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
The Don and Robert Mueller go toe-to-toe in “Gut vs Brain”.
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
Vote For Me and Me and Me!
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
Let’s Take A Meeting
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
The Greatest Take Home Exam (Ever!)
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
Hope Gone for “Liddle” Man
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
Who is Manafort more afraid of: Robert Mueller or Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska?
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Dancing With The Devin
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
Twice Served, Twice Cooked
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
Let It Rip
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
Can We Please Take a Mulligan?
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Flynn Flam And The Pizza Man
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Like Father, Like Son
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
The Tax Man Cometh
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
Hunker In The Bunker
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.
The Lying Team
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team
Hold The Pickle
Don Jr. and Jared are in a pickle.
The Trojan President
If you recall, I went dark two weeks ago in pursuit of intel hoping to provide damning evidence to the special prosecutor, Robert Mueller. Unfortunately,
Oh Jared, Jared, Jared! Isn’t it insulting that people think that you must be either totally naive or absolutely bat shit crazy to propose using
A Senior Moment
Russia, Russia, Mother Russia. When you put the Mother in front of it, she seems so benign-the magic of Moscow’s baroque architecture with its sherbert
One Hundred Days of Absurdity
No chronicler of The Don’s “Administration of Dunces” could claim any gravitas without weighing in on his first 100 days, so here goes. The first
The Rapture of Me
Me and Bibi and are like bros, kibbutzniks. Not as solid as Putie and me, but pretty tight; and boy I am glad he is