No more “winning so much we will be tired of winning” for the weak and flaccid loser!
As it all unravels, The Don finally fulfills his dream of being the greatest president by being the 1st one to be impeached twice!
All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
Will Pence do his job and put the final nail in The Don’s coffin?
The Don contemplates a military coup with his new main-squeeze,
The virus rages, and so does The Don; but Santa is still coming to
the White House.
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
Election Day 2020: It’s time for Americans to stand up to the bully, and send him packing!
The Republicans were complicit in witnessing the blood-bath of
218,00 people from the pandemic without a peep. Now they are whining that the election will result in a blood-bath for their party. My
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
The Evangelicals are going wild. What irony. An amoral president,
who (hush, hush) is pro-choice, and who is more likely to have read Mein Kampf than the bible, appointing the most pious of people.
The Don continues to feed his need to be loved by having large
maskl-ess rallies, putting his adorers in harm’s way.
The Don’s persistent denial of reality places all of us in peril.
In a battle for the soul of America, the devil-Don doubles down
by telling us that he is saving the world from…the devil.
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
The Don, the astute historian, supports his claim that he has done “more for black people than any other president” by nixing the military’s idea of changing the names of military bases of Confederate leaders.
The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
When William Barr leaves, or is fired, The Don will declare himself the new Attorney General. Will that wake up the Republicans?
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
2020 is our time to deflate the greatest wind-bag ever.
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
“I don’t even own a Sharpie, so how could I have drawn on that weather map?”
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!