The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
“I don’t even own a Sharpie, so how could I have drawn on that weather map?”
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
Contempt runs rampant as The Don and his posse flout the constitution.
Baby thief Barr steals Mueller’s thunder.
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
Barr decides his summary does America a favor claiming no one likes reading anymore.
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
SOTU: You either stop the investigations, or else. “I don’t think so”, says Nancy Pelosi. I don’t think so.
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
If the Don is afraid of Ann Coulter, he ain’t seen nothing yet when it comes to a face-off with Nancy Pelosi, the strongest woman in America.
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
The nation should be at peace, as only two out of the six justices are sexual predators!
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
Republicans endorse new platform: We think amorality is nothing to get too worked up about.
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Don hangs with Putin and has a ‘Hell of a stinki’ day!
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
The Don, who has most certainly paid for women to get abortions, will put someone on the Supreme Court who will make it difficult for women to get abortions.