As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.