Republican’s decided to “Stop the Steal” by making sure they steal all future elections.
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A Light At The End OF The Tunnel
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but the ‘Grand Offal Party’ continues to sow darkness.
“What a long, Strange Trip It’s Been”
“What a long strange trip it’s been.” OMFG takes its leave of The Don, the worst president this country has ever had. See you in jail!
Bail to The Chief
The Republican party has now officially changed its name to the “Boot Lickers” as they go all in on The Don despite him instigating an insurrection!
No more “winning so much we will be tired of winning” for the weak and flaccid loser!
Ready or Not, Here We Come!
All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
The virus rages, and so does The Don; but Santa is still coming to
the White House.
At The Circus
The Don continues to spin his own alternative reality about the
election. Rumor has it that the Republicans are looking into the TV show “The Walking Dead” for signs of fraud that dead people voted.
No, I won’t Be Going
The Don still hasn’t conceded, but contemplates running again in
2024. Tell you a secret Don: You can’t run for office from jail!
The Don Gets The Boot
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 33
The fly took residence on Pence’s hair like it was an Airbnb.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 32, The Virus Strikes Back
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 31
The Evangelicals are going wild. What irony. An amoral president,
who (hush, hush) is pro-choice, and who is more likely to have read Mein Kampf than the bible, appointing the most pious of people.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 30
The Don continues to feed his need to be loved by having large
maskl-ess rallies, putting his adorers in harm’s way.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 27
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 25
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 23
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 21
Ivanka wants you to take advantage of the pandemic and use it as an opportunity to “Find Something New.” How about a new president!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 18
As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 17
Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 14
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 11
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 5
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
The Orange Light Of Stupidity
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
The Ballad of Lev and Rudy G
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
Delusion and Collusion
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
What Are You Going To Tell Your Children?
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
So Much Sand
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
How Many Do We Have, Mitch?
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don Unravels
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
It’s All Deception
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
No Racist Bones In This Body
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
Trolls Are Us
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
Sticks and Stones Will Break My Bones But Names…
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
Gobble, Gobble: It’s Time To Talk Turkey
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!