The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!