Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
2020 is our time to deflate the greatest wind-bag ever.
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
Contempt runs rampant as The Don and his posse flout the constitution.
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.