Republican’s decided to “Stop the Steal” by making sure they steal all future elections.
“What a long, Strange Trip It’s Been”
“What a long strange trip it’s been.” OMFG takes its leave of The Don, the worst president this country has ever had. See you in jail!
Impeachement: The sequel
The great escape artist is free to wreak more havoc.
Hollywood Does What Senate Won’t: Gives Don The Boot!
Republicans do a full QAnon by giving Marjorie Taylor Greene a standing ovation and prepare to give The Insurrectionist a pass.
Bail to The Chief
The Republican party has now officially changed its name to the “Boot Lickers” as they go all in on The Don despite him instigating an insurrection!
No more “winning so much we will be tired of winning” for the weak and flaccid loser!
And It All Came Tumbling Down
As it all unravels, The Don finally fulfills his dream of being the greatest president by being the 1st one to be impeached twice!
The Don Gets The Boot
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 17
Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 13
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 9
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 3
Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 2
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
The Tale of Two Viruses
The fears of Coronavirus are real, but it’s Trump, the human virus that we should be even more afraid of.
A New Sheriff In Town
When William Barr leaves, or is fired, The Don will declare himself the new Attorney General. Will that wake up the Republicans?
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
And The Winner is…?
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
Who is Really on Trial?
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
All Is Well in the Lands of I
The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
“Inherit The Wind” (Bag)
2020 is our time to deflate the greatest wind-bag ever.
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
The Orange Light Of Stupidity
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
The Ballad of Lev and Rudy G
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
Delusion and Collusion
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
What Are You Going To Tell Your Children?
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
So Much Sand
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
How Many Do We Have, Mitch?
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don Unravels
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
It’s All Deception
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
The Queen And The Donkey
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Sticks and Stones Will Break My Bones But Names…
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
Money Makes The Don Go Down
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
Contempt runs rampant as The Don and his posse flout the constitution.
The President’s Poppycock Playbook
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
And The Hate Goes On And On And On
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.