Republican’s decided to “Stop the Steal” by making sure they steal all future elections.
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“What a long, Strange Trip It’s Been”
“What a long strange trip it’s been.” OMFG takes its leave of The Don, the worst president this country has ever had. See you in jail!
Impeachement: The sequel
The great escape artist is free to wreak more havoc.
Bail to The Chief
The Republican party has now officially changed its name to the “Boot Lickers” as they go all in on The Don despite him instigating an insurrection!
No more “winning so much we will be tired of winning” for the weak and flaccid loser!
All Couped Up and Nowhere to go
The Don contemplates a military coup with his new main-squeeze,
No, I won’t Be Going
The Don still hasn’t conceded, but contemplates running again in
2024. Tell you a secret Don: You can’t run for office from jail!
A Tale of Two Viruses: Part 34
The Republicans were complicit in witnessing the blood-bath of
218,00 people from the pandemic without a peep. Now they are whining that the election will result in a blood-bath for their party. My
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 31
The Evangelicals are going wild. What irony. An amoral president,
who (hush, hush) is pro-choice, and who is more likely to have read Mein Kampf than the bible, appointing the most pious of people.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 18
As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 17
Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 16
The Don, the astute historian, supports his claim that he has done “more for black people than any other president” by nixing the military’s idea of changing the names of military bases of Confederate leaders.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 9
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
A New Sheriff In Town
When William Barr leaves, or is fired, The Don will declare himself the new Attorney General. Will that wake up the Republicans?
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
And The Winner is…?
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
“Inherit The Wind” (Bag)
2020 is our time to deflate the greatest wind-bag ever.
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
So Much Sand
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
How Many Do We Have, Mitch?
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
No Racist Bones In This Body
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
I’ll Take That, That, and That. And America: Take That!
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
Contempt runs rampant as The Don and his posse flout the constitution.
Binging And Purging
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
All Mixed Up And Nowhere To Go
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Thumbs Down and Middle Finger Up!
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
A Tale of Two Devils
Omarosa is taking on The Don at his own game, and has him krapping his pants!
Who’s In and Who’s Out
Maybe we don’t have to kick out all the slimy cabinet members from places they visit, but we can name food after them that reflects their heinous ways.
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Tweetout At The OK Corral
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
Shut (And Stripped) Down
Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
I Can’t Hear You
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
Moore And More And More and Jesus
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
The Tax Man Cometh
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
“Houston, We Have a Problem”
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!
I Am Great, Right?
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
The F and The W Words
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
The Mika Virus
Mr Tweet is a bloody mess!
It’s Got To Have Heart (Not!)
Trump and McConnell make a deal with the devil that will kill thousands!
A Senior Moment
Russia, Russia, Mother Russia. When you put the Mother in front of it, she seems so benign-the magic of Moscow’s baroque architecture with its sherbert
The McCaine Mutiny?
In the memorable film The Caine Mutiny, Humphrey Bogart, plays Captain Queeg, an insecure U.S. Navy ship captain whose decision- making comes under scrutiny. Queeg’s
Silence Is Not Golden
With all the talk about Health Care and Russia, I seem to have a bee in my bonnet about silence. The eerie silence of Secretary
In The Night House
(Watching CNN) That is such Fake News. This is not a Muslim ban, I’m just banning Muslims to protect our weak nation from those who want