As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Don, the astute historian, supports his claim that he has done “more for black people than any other president” by nixing the military’s idea of changing the names of military bases of Confederate leaders.
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
When William Barr leaves, or is fired, The Don will declare himself the new Attorney General. Will that wake up the Republicans?
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.