The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
2020 is our time to deflate the greatest wind-bag ever.
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
Baby thief Barr steals Mueller’s thunder.
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
What will it take for the Intelligence community to declare that The President is the greatest risk to our national security?
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
The Don is pissed that he can’t replace all Republican candidates on the ballot box!
The nation should be at peace, as only two out of the six justices are sexual predators!
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Maybe we don’t have to kick out all the slimy cabinet members from places they visit, but we can name food after them that reflects their heinous ways.
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.
Fat-Cat Don is Running Out Of Lives!