The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
The fears of Coronavirus are real, but it’s Trump, the human virus that we should be even more afraid of.
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?