The fly took residence on Pence’s hair like it was an Airbnb.
Ivanka wants you to take advantage of the pandemic and use it as an opportunity to “Find Something New.” How about a new president!
The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
SOTU: You either stop the investigations, or else. “I don’t think so”, says Nancy Pelosi. I don’t think so.
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
Maybe we don’t have to kick out all the slimy cabinet members from places they visit, but we can name food after them that reflects their heinous ways.
Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Trump has a new challenger for president: Ms. Piggy! How’s that?
Our most un-American President, ever!
Putin pins trump and makes him say “Uncle!”
Trump and McConnell make a deal with the devil that will kill thousands!
First we had the Frederick Douglass debacle where it seemed likely that The Don hadn’t even heard of the great abolitionist when he insinuated that