All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
Tag: barack obama
The Don Gets The Boot
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 33
The fly took residence on Pence’s hair like it was an Airbnb.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 21
Ivanka wants you to take advantage of the pandemic and use it as an opportunity to “Find Something New.” How about a new president!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 15
The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 12
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 7
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 3
Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 2
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
Bow Wow
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
InTWEETchment
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
How Many Do We Have, Mitch?
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
Trolls Are Us
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Ignoble Peace Prize
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
Top Dog
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
The State of The Delusion
SOTU: You either stop the investigations, or else. “I don’t think so”, says Nancy Pelosi. I don’t think so.
All The President’s Baristas
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
Are We Still Talking About Bombs?
The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Dark Knight Vs. The Prince of Whiteness
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
“Is That A Gun In Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad To See Me?”
NRA and Russia are in bed together. Now that’s some kinky stuff!
Suck It
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
Who’s In and Who’s Out
Maybe we don’t have to kick out all the slimy cabinet members from places they visit, but we can name food after them that reflects their heinous ways.
The Lowering of the Barr: The Real Identity Politics
Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!
The Greatest Take Home Exam (Ever!)
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Flip-Flopper Flips Out Over The Flipper
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Bush League
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Twitter Mania or Size Matters
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
Moore’s Law
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
Say What?
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.
Gobble, Gobble: It’s Time To Talk Turkey
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!
What if…?
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
Can We Please Take a Mulligan?
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Flynn Flam And The Pizza Man
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Pigs Are Smarter Than You Think
Trump has a new challenger for president: Ms. Piggy! How’s that?
The America Hoax
Our most un-American President, ever!
American Smack Down
Putin pins trump and makes him say “Uncle!”
It’s Got To Have Heart (Not!)
Trump and McConnell make a deal with the devil that will kill thousands!
G.O.P Celebrates Black History Month or Black Lives Don’t Matter
First we had the Frederick Douglass debacle where it seemed likely that The Don hadn’t even heard of the great abolitionist when he insinuated that