As it all unravels, The Don finally fulfills his dream of being the greatest president by being the 1st one to be impeached twice!
As the days of his presidency wane, The Don continues to make noise, but he just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
The Don, the astute historian, supports his claim that he has done “more for black people than any other president” by nixing the military’s idea of changing the names of military bases of Confederate leaders.
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
Manafort sentence: Injustice served! But don’t you just love the frail man in the wheelchair routine?
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
SOTU: You either stop the investigations, or else. “I don’t think so”, says Nancy Pelosi. I don’t think so.
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
The Don’s ascendance is not possible without them. He is the creation of their virulence.
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.
So now that Kellyanne is promoting shopping at Nordstrom to take advantage of the Ivanka fire sale, and ”The Don” is tweeting (according to some
Now that our darling Kellyanne has taken spin to a new level, coining the phrase alternative facts to defend “The Don’s” assertion that inauguration attendance
“Before we begin the prep, I just want you to know Jeff, that while all those loser Republicans were running away from me the