As it all unravels, The Don finally fulfills his dream of being the greatest president by being the 1st one to be impeached twice!
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Don and The Tiny Desk
As the days of his presidency wane, The Don continues to make noise, but he just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 25
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 20
The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 18
As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 16
The Don, the astute historian, supports his claim that he has done “more for black people than any other president” by nixing the military’s idea of changing the names of military bases of Confederate leaders.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 12
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 11
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 9
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 8
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 6
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 5
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
It’s The Base, Stupid
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
Money Makes The Don Go Down
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
A Blameless Life
Manafort sentence: Injustice served! But don’t you just love the frail man in the wheelchair routine?
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The State of The Delusion
SOTU: You either stop the investigations, or else. “I don’t think so”, says Nancy Pelosi. I don’t think so.
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet!
If you think the last two years were something, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
The Giver
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
President Pence or President Pelosi?
Pence knows more than you think! Here comes Pelosi.
Mueller’s Dealing and Revealing
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
Raking In Pleasure (Oops, I Mean Paradise.)
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
Thumbs Down and Middle Finger Up!
In death, McCain give The Don the Finger!
Sing Sing
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
Hoop Dreams
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
Stop and Frisk For The Fixer and Co.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
Who’s Gunning For Whom?
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Gobble, Gobble: It’s Time To Talk Turkey
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!
The Tax Man Cometh
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
Surprise, Surprise!
The Don’s ascendance is not possible without them. He is the creation of their virulence.
Hunker In The Bunker
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.
The Great Ethicist
So now that Kellyanne is promoting shopping at Nordstrom to take advantage of the Ivanka fire sale, and ”The Don” is tweeting (according to some
An Alternative Reality
Now that our darling Kellyanne has taken spin to a new level, coining the phrase alternative facts to defend “The Don’s” assertion that inauguration attendance
“THE DON” PREPS BUDDY
“Before we begin the prep, I just want you to know Jeff, that while all those loser Republicans were running away from me the
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