As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
Manafort sentence: Injustice served! But don’t you just love the frail man in the wheelchair routine?
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Republican’s treatment of Dr. Blasey mirrors Kavanaugh’s.
Slimafort trades $10,000 suits for prison pinstripes.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”