Republican’s decided to “Stop the Steal” by making sure they steal all future elections.
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“What a long, Strange Trip It’s Been”
“What a long strange trip it’s been.” OMFG takes its leave of The Don, the worst president this country has ever had. See you in jail!
Impeachement: The sequel
The great escape artist is free to wreak more havoc.
Hollywood Does What Senate Won’t: Gives Don The Boot!
Republicans do a full QAnon by giving Marjorie Taylor Greene a standing ovation and prepare to give The Insurrectionist a pass.
Bail to The Chief
The Republican party has now officially changed its name to the “Boot Lickers” as they go all in on The Don despite him instigating an insurrection!
Hope Cometh
No more “winning so much we will be tired of winning” for the weak and flaccid loser!
And It All Came Tumbling Down
As it all unravels, The Don finally fulfills his dream of being the greatest president by being the 1st one to be impeached twice!
Ready or Not, Here We Come!
All hell breaks loose as The Don watches his insurrection on TV,
and marvels at his power.
Pencive
Will Pence do his job and put the final nail in The Don’s coffin?
All Couped Up and Nowhere to go
The Don contemplates a military coup with his new main-squeeze,
Sidney Powell.
Secession
With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
The virus rages, and so does The Don; but Santa is still coming to
the White House.
Don and The Tiny Desk
As the days of his presidency wane, The Don continues to make noise, but he just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
At The Circus
The Don continues to spin his own alternative reality about the
election. Rumor has it that the Republicans are looking into the TV show “The Walking Dead” for signs of fraud that dead people voted.
No, I won’t Be Going
The Don still hasn’t conceded, but contemplates running again in
2024. Tell you a secret Don: You can’t run for office from jail!
The Don Gets The Boot
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
A Tale of Two Viruses: Part 34
The Republicans were complicit in witnessing the blood-bath of
218,00 people from the pandemic without a peep. Now they are whining that the election will result in a blood-bath for their party. My
heart bleeds!
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 33
The fly took residence on Pence’s hair like it was an Airbnb.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 32, The Virus Strikes Back
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 31
The Evangelicals are going wild. What irony. An amoral president,
who (hush, hush) is pro-choice, and who is more likely to have read Mein Kampf than the bible, appointing the most pious of people.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 30
The Don continues to feed his need to be loved by having large
maskl-ess rallies, putting his adorers in harm’s way.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 29
The Don’s persistent denial of reality places all of us in peril.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 28
If the American people re-elect the man who called fallen
soldiers “suckers and losers”, then we are truly the suckers.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 27
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 26
In a battle for the soul of America, the devil-Don doubles down
by telling us that he is saving the world from…the devil.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 25
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 24
“What it is” is The Don practicing a genocide of neglect.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 23
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 22
The man with the world’s most marvelous memory remembers Nixon’s “Law and Order” strategy to sow chaos, hoping enough Americans will see him as a savior and re-elect him.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 21
Ivanka wants you to take advantage of the pandemic and use it as an opportunity to “Find Something New.” How about a new president!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 20
The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 19
The Don’s continual denial of the devastation of the virus, coupled with his doubling down on White Supremacy, will be the twin wrecking balls that bring down his presidency and prevent his re-election.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 17
Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 15
The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 14
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 12
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 11
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 10
Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 8
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 7
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 6
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 5
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 4
The Don stands small, and Fauci stands tall. Can The Don take it?
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 3
Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 2
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
The Tale of Two Viruses
The fears of Coronavirus are real, but it’s Trump, the human virus that we should be even more afraid of.
A New Sheriff In Town
When William Barr leaves, or is fired, The Don will declare himself the new Attorney General. Will that wake up the Republicans?
Stone Them
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
A Prayer For Mr. Meany
In a new reality TV show called “I Pray for You, No You Don’t,” Nancy Pelosi and The Don square off in a holy war.
Bolted
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.