As it all unravels, The Don finally fulfills his dream of being the greatest president by being the 1st one to be impeached twice!
Will Pence do his job and put the final nail in The Don’s coffin?
The Don contemplates a military coup with his new main-squeeze,
The virus rages, and so does The Don; but Santa is still coming to
the White House.
As the days of his presidency wane, The Don continues to make noise, but he just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
America exhales; and the big, orange, sore loser refuses to accept that he has been booted out by the American people. Democracy rules, and The Don drools!
Election Day 2020: It’s time for Americans to stand up to the bully, and send him packing!
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
The Evangelicals are going wild. What irony. An amoral president,
who (hush, hush) is pro-choice, and who is more likely to have read Mein Kampf than the bible, appointing the most pious of people.
The Don continues to feed his need to be loved by having large
maskl-ess rallies, putting his adorers in harm’s way.
The Don’s persistent denial of reality places all of us in peril.
If the American people re-elect the man who called fallen
soldiers “suckers and losers”, then we are truly the suckers.
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
In a battle for the soul of America, the devil-Don doubles down
by telling us that he is saving the world from…the devil.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
“What it is” is The Don practicing a genocide of neglect.
Facing the prospects of defeat in the election (surprise, surprise!), The Don suggests it should be postponed.
Ivanka wants you to take advantage of the pandemic and use it as an opportunity to “Find Something New.” How about a new president!
The virus rampages taking a devastating toll, and King Virus whines about how unfair it is that he has to deal with it.
The Don’s continual denial of the devastation of the virus, coupled with his doubling down on White Supremacy, will be the twin wrecking balls that bring down his presidency and prevent his re-election.
As the virus goes in for the kill, The Don puts his energy into killing Obamacare!
Since The Don’s magic trick of wishing the pandemic away is not working, he decided to show everyone how he can drink from a glass with one hand.
The Don, the astute historian, supports his claim that he has done “more for black people than any other president” by nixing the military’s idea of changing the names of military bases of Confederate leaders.
The Don retreats to his bunker and builds a wall around the White House…finally, a wall all Americans can get behind!
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
The Don stands small, and Fauci stands tall. Can The Don take it?
Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
In a new reality TV show called “I Pray for You, No You Don’t,” Nancy Pelosi and The Don square off in a holy war.
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A