The Don claims he is popping hydroxy, but only his doctor knows for sure…or does he?
The Don’s answer to mounting Covid-19 cases is to blame too much testing. And of course, blame Obama.
The Don’s disinterest in people dying is a genocide of neglect.
Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
The Don tells people to suck on some Tide Pods as a mid- day snack to beat down the Coronavirus. “It’s a cool way to cleanse yourself.”
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
The Don continues to host “Survivor” pitting governors against one another as death toll mounts, and he celebrates his popularity in Facebook. Amorality in plain sight!
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
The Don stands small, and Fauci stands tall. Can The Don take it?
Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?
King Virus and his Virulette’s mishandling of the Coronavirus pandemic will result in more deaths and anxiety for Americans.
In a new reality TV show called “I Pray for You, No You Don’t,” Nancy Pelosi and The Don square off in a holy war.
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Don has given the gift of world instability, and many others!
Obama has returned to take on the “Prince of Whiteness”, who has become a dark stain on America.
The Brits got it right: The Don is one baby we should tell to F**k Off!
Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Tom price nosedives in to the swamp.
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
Trump pardon’s Sheriff Joe and asks Ivanka to manufacture pink underwear for men that say: Make America Nazi Germany!
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
We are all familiar with Marie Antoinette’s words to the peasants who had no bread: “Let Them eat Cake” or in its original French “
Trump and McConnell make a deal with the devil that will kill thousands!
The sight of the Republicans drinking Budweiser in the Rose Garden in celebration of their craven victory to repeal and replace Obamacare made me nauseous.
No chronicler of The Don’s “Administration of Dunces” could claim any gravitas without weighing in on his first 100 days, so here goes. The first
When I think about the Republican Party’s stance on science it makes my blood boil, which by the way boils at pretty much the same
If you observed The Don during the campaign, you would have noticed he wasn’t prone to the googoo gaga thing that most politicians engage in-
With all the talk about Health Care and Russia, I seem to have a bee in my bonnet about silence. The eerie silence of Secretary
Jason Chaffetz, who if you remember, was foaming at the mouth at the prospect of bringing Hillary down for ethics violations, has now raised the
“Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy. Do you hear me, Daddy?” “Barron, you’re best when you are quiet. Daddy is president now and he
The Koch brothers are working their crude magic once again. They are adding a new dimension to their attempt to influence voters besides giving millions
From the outset “The Don” has promised to repeal Obamacare. In a search (fake one) for the most common phrases used during the campaign, “We