With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.
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Tale of Two Viruses: Part 31
The Evangelicals are going wild. What irony. An amoral president,
who (hush, hush) is pro-choice, and who is more likely to have read Mein Kampf than the bible, appointing the most pious of people.
Tale of Two Viruses: Part 27
The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 25
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 19
The Don’s continual denial of the devastation of the virus, coupled with his doubling down on White Supremacy, will be the twin wrecking balls that bring down his presidency and prevent his re-election.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 14
The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 10
Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 8
The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 5
The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 3
Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?
The Orange Light Of Stupidity
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
Democrats Need to Stand Up!
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
“Sweet Home Alabama” and it’s “Springtime For Hitler In Germany”
“I don’t even own a Sharpie, so how could I have drawn on that weather map?”
Shall We Dance
The absurdity of The Don reaches new heights: imaginary phone calls and relationships now the new normal.
It’s The Base, Stupid
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
Money Makes The Don Go Down
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
All The President’s Baristas
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
The Don’s Stain: You Can’t Make This Krap Up!
As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!
Sorry, But Your Session Has Been Terminated
One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.
The Lowering of the Barr: The Real Identity Politics
Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!
What Democracy Does and Doesn’t Look Like
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
Who’s Gunning For Whom?
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Sounds of Silence
No matter how awful the tragedy, Republicans cower before their deity: the NRA.
Sponge Bob Goes To Washington
Spongebob Visits The White House
The America Hoax
Our most un-American President, ever!
Vote For Me And I’ll Set You Free
Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?
Looking For Love
Searching for some love, “The Don” took his beleaguered and deflated self to Melbourne Florida where he basked in the glow of adoring followers. After
