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Mutant Ninja Pollsters

May 19, 2021 omfgtrumpblog

Republican’s decided to “Stop the Steal” by making sure they steal all future elections.

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Secession

December 17, 2020 omfgtrumpblog

With The Don’s chances of stealing the election vanishing, some Republicans are talking about taking out a page from the South’s 1860 playbook as they float the idea of secession.

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Tale of Two Viruses: Part 31

September 29, 2020 omfgtrumpblog

The Evangelicals are going wild. What irony. An amoral president,
who (hush, hush) is pro-choice, and who is more likely to have read Mein Kampf than the bible, appointing the most pious of people.

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Tale of Two Viruses: Part 27

September 1, 2020 omfgtrumpblog

The Don vows to protect America from mayhem, but decided that the people dying from this pandemic are not worth protecting.

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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 25

August 18, 2020 omfgtrumpblog

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.

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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 19

July 6, 2020 omfgtrumpblog

The Don’s continual denial of the devastation of the virus, coupled with his doubling down on White Supremacy, will be the twin wrecking balls that bring down his presidency and prevent his re-election.

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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 14

June 1, 2020 omfgtrumpblog

The cancer of institutional racism merged with the pandemic to further challenge the idea of American exceptionalism.

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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 10

May 4, 2020 omfgtrumpblog

Trump Steaks were a bust, but he’s rolling out a new product with this slogan: “Who needs Kobe burgers when you can have Covid burgers?”.

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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 8

April 21, 2020 omfgtrumpblog

The Don decides to screw testing and encourages his base to say “fuck it” to saying home, despite the risk of more people dying. “Hey, what’s the big deal if thousands more kick the bucket? It’s not my fault.”

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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 5

March 30, 2020 omfgtrumpblog

The Don decides not to open the country on Easter, but will have the Easter Bunny with him to a press conference from his golf course.

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The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 3

March 18, 2020 omfgtrumpblog

Blameless Don never ceases to amaze when it comes to fucking things up. What about prosecution for criminal neglect?

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The Orange Light Of Stupidity

December 11, 2019 omfgtrumpblog

Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.

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Democrats Need to Stand Up!

September 18, 2019 omfgtrumpblog

Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.

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“Sweet Home Alabama” and it’s “Springtime For Hitler In Germany”

September 10, 2019 omfgtrumpblog

“I don’t even own a Sharpie, so how could I have drawn on that weather map?”

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Shall We Dance

September 3, 2019 omfgtrumpblog

The absurdity of The Don reaches new heights: imaginary phone calls and relationships now the new normal.

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It’s The Base, Stupid

July 16, 2019 omfgtrumpblog

It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.

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Money Makes The Don Go Down

May 23, 2019 omfgtrumpblog

If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.

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All The President’s Baristas

January 30, 2019 omfgtrumpblog

The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.

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The Don’s Stain: You Can’t Make This Krap Up!

November 19, 2018 omfgtrumpblog

As the walls close in on The Don, his stain on America grows!

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Sorry, But Your Session Has Been Terminated

November 12, 2018 omfgtrumpblog

One Session is gone and a blue wave will bring in a new session of Congress.

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The Lowering of the Barr: The Real Identity Politics

June 5, 2018 omfgtrumpblog

Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!

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What Democracy Does and Doesn’t Look Like

April 4, 2018 omfgtrumpblog

The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.

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Who’s Gunning For Whom?

February 24, 2018 omfgtrumpblog

The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.

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Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming

February 9, 2018 omfgtrumpblog

Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!

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Sounds of Silence

October 15, 2017 omfgtrumpblog

No matter how awful the tragedy, Republicans cower before their deity: the NRA.

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Sponge Bob Goes To Washington

September 19, 2017 omfgtrumpblog

Spongebob Visits The White House

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The America Hoax

August 12, 2017 omfgtrumpblog

Our most un-American President, ever!

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Vote For Me And I’ll Set You Free

July 13, 2017 omfgtrumpblog

Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?

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Looking For Love

February 25, 2017 omfgtrumpblog

Searching for some love, “The Don” took his beleaguered and deflated self to Melbourne Florida where he basked in the glow of adoring followers. After

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