In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team
When The Don started his search for secretary of state he looked to Rudy Guiliani, but bypassed him because he looked too much like a