As it all unravels, The Don finally fulfills his dream of being the greatest president by being the 1st one to be impeached twice!
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Ho! Ho! Ho!
The virus rages, and so does The Don; but Santa is still coming to
the White House.
Don and The Tiny Desk
As the days of his presidency wane, The Don continues to make noise, but he just keeps getting smaller and smaller.
At The Circus
The Don continues to spin his own alternative reality about the
election. Rumor has it that the Republicans are looking into the TV show “The Walking Dead” for signs of fraud that dead people voted.
No, I won’t Be Going
The Don still hasn’t conceded, but contemplates running again in
2024. Tell you a secret Don: You can’t run for office from jail!
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 32, The Virus Strikes Back
The ‘Super Spreader in Chief’
doesn’t care if other people live or die. He will return to his evil ways and not be humbled at all.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 25
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the slow completion of their appointed rounds.
The Tale of Two Viruses: Part 7
In his show “Survivor”, The Very Stable (Evil) Genius goes up against the evil genius of the Corona virus, and America continues to be devastated because of his incompetence!
Stone Them
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
Who is Really on Trial?
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
The Orange Light Of Stupidity
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
The Ballad of Lev and Rudy G
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
Delusion and Collusion
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
What Are You Going To Tell Your Children?
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
How Many Do We Have, Mitch?
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
In Dreams Begin Reality
The only wall being built is the one that is closing in on The Don.
Will He, Or Won’t He?
If The Don meets with Mueller his grandiosity will be his undoing.
Pardon Me And You, Too
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
Let’s Take A Meeting
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Greatest Take Home Exam (Ever!)
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Lying Team
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team
Secretary Of Silence
When The Don started his search for secretary of state he looked to Rudy Guiliani, but bypassed him because he looked too much like a
